Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon:not So Straight Answers From America's Most Outrageous Gay Sex Colum
Kensington Books, 2003/05/01 - 336 ページ
If You're Looking For Warmth And Compassion About Your Sexual Worries, You Picked The Wrong Book...
Yes, you'll get all your burning and why-is-it-burning questions answered, but the advice is coming from a son-of-a-bitch with a breathtaking gift for the gratuitous insult.
In these pages, you'll find medical answers to everything from how you can ejaculate farther to how you can take--ahem--more cargo on your loading dock. Alvear answers questions with the compassion of a caffeine addict out of coffee, lining up a panel of doctors and psychologists against the wall and beating the truth out of them. The result is a marriage of impeccably accurate information, politically incorrect opinion and withering sarcasm.
Because the questions come from gay men all over the country, they're like a peephole into the anxieties, concerns and worries that gay men have about sex.
Here's a sampling of what you'll learn:
... Only 6% of the population need extra-large condoms. Get over it.
... The average erect penis is 5. I" long and 4.8" around. Unless you're in a chat room. Then double it.
... Kegel exercises will give you harder hard-ons and more powerful orgasms. But then, so will an 18-year-old.
... 50% of men on anti-depressants experience sexual side effects.
And no, having an affair is not considered a side effect you can blame on medicine.
With buzz-saw wit, "Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon "will leave you laughing, howling, and knowing everything you need to know about sex.
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Review: Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon: Not-So-Straight Answers from America's Most Outrageous Gay Sex Columnistユーザー レビュー - Nabeel Khan - Goodreads
Hardly have I seen a writer who puts the straight back into advice on things from relationships to drug use... without the moral undertone that haunts most writers.. I found his humor through the roof.. and that is one reason why even a straight guy enjoyed his insights into the gay community! レビュー全文を読む
Review: Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon: Not-So-Straight Answers from America's Most Outrageous Gay Sex Columnistユーザー レビュー - Jimmy - Goodreads
I was debating between this book and another random-questions-and-answers type of book, and this one won out because of the title. Michael Alvear gives some interesting advice, and at least he's ... レビュー全文を読む
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