WHEN Howick (now valorous Grey's with the dead) To find a successor their faction to head, First Whitbread's and Petty's pretensions they view, But the one is found fit but bad porter to brew, Next Sherry steps forward, a chieftain so bold, But, alas! when the leader 's most wanted, we're told, Then Windham so fickle, and others so base, Heroic Fitzpatrick declares he 's too old ; At length All the Talents in England are weigh'd, At last to Ierne they doleful repair, And Ponsonby's call'd into wonder ; But no one can tell what the deuce led them there; ODE TO THE PRESENT ADMINISTRATION. [From the same, Jan. 8.] HILE Britons mourn with downcast head, WH Their Pitt entomb'd, their Nelson dead, Statesmen, to you, with tear-swoln eye, They turn a surety to descry; Their Their country from disgrace to save, Long govern'd by the wise, supported by the brave. Thus hid in gloom, when whirlwinds sweep The friendly beacon's steady light Cheers the desponding seaman's sight;- In your exalted forms we view The Patriot's zeal, the Patriot's mind,- And hearts alive to truth-high-principled and just.. Say ye, who lately left the helm, What of enlightened Greece the sway But vice, and luxury, and pride, And disregard of all for which her heroes died? . What, Europe, in these venal times, Th' extinction of that godlike rage, Which prince and subject fir'd in ev'ry former age. But not in all;-the truly brave Oppression never can enslave. Undaunted, see! to catch the gale, The Lusian Prince now spreads the sail; Resolv'd in other climes to reign, Where gleams no despot's sword-no tyrant's galling chain. So 158 ON MR. PERCEVAL'S SKILL IN ARITHMETIC. So while Corruption's lawless band. To guard from ill the British Throne, Firm as the massy cliffs that gird this favour'd isle. While states, yet unsubdu'd, are pallid with alarms. And while with stern, yet social mien, In all our councils to preside Our chiefs to sway, our statesmen guide, By George's upright soul inspir'd, England shall brave the world-fear'd, honour'd, and ad Jan. 4. mir'd. I. B. ON MR. PERCEVAL'S SKILL IN ARITHMETIC. [From the Morning Chronicle, Jan. 8.] AWAY with every flimsy joker! For Perceval's as wise as Cocker: His mincing skill in state-transactions THE THE TALENTS, AN EPIGRAM. [From the Morning Post, Jan. 11.] "Rous'd from their sloth, they 're all in action- ALL drowsy-dull-inactive lay ANON. "The Talents"-while in place they kept; Hist! jovial Sherry-honest, speak- PUNCTUM SALIENS. THE TWO BOBADILS. AMIDST the follies of the age, When wars infuriate nations wage, The Peer humbugg'd the public mind, But the vain gasconading word R-nd-ph, a furious prating elf, (As wise as H -y himself,) The Peer (at that time a Commoner) made this vaunting speech in Parliament, relative to the Duke of Brunswick's army. A Th The Prince of Yankee Doodles, Cries "From our coast the English beat 4- Oh, precious pair of noodles! THE TWO GREAT NATIONS. MR. EDITOR, WE E are told that superior beings look down upon. the affairs of this lower world, and frequently smile at the frolics and quarrels of mankind. If so, I think they must reap abundant pleasure in contemplating the relative positions of the two great nations, as they wish to be thought-England and France. These magnanimous powers have long been fighting against one another, and now they are trying to starve each other. After ranging over the whole globe in search of invasions and conquests, they are now doomed to solitary confinement, and the nation that can subsist longest on bread and water is to be the conqueror. Such is the dignity of human nature! O for another Rabelais or a Swift! Smollett,. in his Peregrine Pickle I think, gives us the exploits of two heroes, whose friends would not permit them to fight a duel-it was barbarous, and. insufficient to decide with justice. They therefore were persuaded to funk each other with tobacco, and he that was first sick was to declare himself vanquished. Smollett describes with his usual humour the clouds and volumes of smoke which the parties discharged on. each other, being the only weapons allowed: and in these parties I think I see France and England; and in the clouds and volumes of smoke, a very happy emblem of the Moniteur of France, and the Morning Post and Courier of England.-Yours, &c. A MISANTHrope. + Vide Mr. Rh's speech in the recent meeting of the Ame rican Congress. A POETICAL |