The degradation of our vaunted stage? Heavens! is all sense of shame, and talent gone? Have we no living bard of merit? - none? Where GARRICK trod, and KEMBLE lives to tread? On those shall Farce display buffoonery's mask, And bless the promise which his form displays; While Gayton bounds before the enraptured looks Of hoary marquises and stripling dukes: Let Angiolini bare her breast of snow, Raise not your scythe, suppressors of our vice! Reforming Saints, too delicately nice! And HOOKE conceal his heroes in a cask? bour's spouse. Of piteous ruin, which ourselves have made: Talk not to us, ye starving sons of trade! In Plenty's sunshine Fortune's minions bask, Nor think of Poverty, except "en masque," When for the night some lately titled ass Appears the beggar which his grandsire was. The curtain dropp'd, the gay Burletta o'er, The audience take their turn upon the floor; Now round the room the circling dow'gers sweep, Now in loose waltz the thin-clad daughters leap: The last display the free, unfetter'd limb: The first in lengthen'd line majestic swim, With art the charms which Nature could Those for Hibernia's lusty sons repair not spare; These after husbands wing their eager flight, Nor leave much mystery for the nuptial night. Oh! blest retreats of infamy and ease! Where, all forgotten but the power to please, Each maid may give a loose to genial thought, Each swain may teach new systems, or be taught: There the blithe youngster, just return'd from Spain, Cuts the light pack, or calls the rattling main; The jovial Caster's set, and seven's the nick, Traduced by liars, and forgot by all, Truth! rouse some genuine Bard, and guide his hand To drive this pestilence from out the land. Even I-least thinking of a thoughtless throng, Just skill'd to know the right and chuse the wrong, Freed at that age when Reason's shield is lost To fight my course through Passion's countless host, Whom every path of pleasure's flowery way Has lured in turn, and all have led astrayE'en I must raise my voice, e'en I must feel Such scenes, such men, destroy the public weal; Altho' some kind, censorious friend will say, "What art thou better, meddling fool, than they?" And every brother-rake will smile to see GIFFORD perchance, shall raise the chasten- As for the smaller fry, who swarm in shoals, From silly HAFIZ up to simple BOWLES, Why should we call them from their dark abode, or What harm? in spite of every critic elf, Sir T. may read his stanzas, to himself; MILES ANDREWS still his strength in couplets try, And live in prologues,though his dramas die. Lords too are Bards: such things at times befal, And 'tis some praise in Peers to write at all. Yet, did or taste or reason sway the times, Ah! who would take their titles with their rhymes? RoscoMMON! SHEFFIELD! with your spirits fled, No future laurels deck a noble head; grow worse? What heterogeneous honours deck the Peer! Lord, rhymester, petit-maitre, pamphleteer! So dull in youth, so drivelling in his age, His scenes alone had damn'd our sinking stage: But Managers for once cried hold, enough!" Nor drugg'd their audience with the tragic stuff. Yet at their judgment let his Lordship laugh, And case his volumes in congenial calf: Yes! doff that covering where Moroces shines, And hang a calf-skin on those recreant lines. With you, ye Druids! rich in native lead, Who daily scribble for your daily bread, With you I war not: GIFFORD's heavy hand Has crush'd, without remorse, your numerous band. On "all the Talents" vent your venal spleen, Want your defence, let Pity be your screen. Let Monodies on Fox regale your crew, And Melville's Mantle prove a blanket too! One common Lethe waits each hapless bard, And peace be with you! 'tis your best reward. Such damning fame as Dunciads only give Could bid your lines beyond a morning live; But now at once your fleeting labours close, With names of greater note in blest repose. Far be't from me unkindly to upbraid The lovely Rosa's prose in masquerade, Whose strains, the faithful echoes of her mind, Leave wondering comprehension far behind. Though CRUSCA's bards no more our journals fill, In broad St. Giles's or in Tottenham Road? lumns still. Last of the howling host which once was BELL'S, MATILDA suivels yet, and Hafız yells; And MERRY's metaphors appear anew, When some brisk youth, the tenant of Employs a pen less pointed than his awl, St. Crispin quits, and cobbles for the Muse, Genius must guide when wits admire the And CAPEL LOFFT declares 'tis quite sublime. Lo! BURNS and BLOOMFIELD,nay,a greater far, Unless, perchance, from his cold bier she turns, To deck the turf that wraps her minstrel, No! tho' contempt hath mark'd the spuri- The race who rhyme from folly,or for food ; Bear witness GIFFORD, SOTHEBY, MAONEIL. "Why slumbers GIFFORD?" once was ask'd in vain : Why slumbers GIFFORD? let us ask again; Are there no follies for his pen to purge? Are there no fools whose backs demand the scourge? Are there no sins for Satire's Bard to greet? Stalks not gigantic Vice in every street? Shall peers or princes tread Pollution's path, And 'scape alike theLaw's and Muse's wrath? Nor blaze with guilty glare through future time, Then why no more? ifPhœbus smiled on you, Eternal beacons of consummate crime? BLOOMFIELD! Why not on brother Nathan Arouse thee, GIFFORD! be thy promise claim'd, too? Him too the Mania, not the Muse, has seized; | Make bad men better, or at least ashamed. Unhappy WHITE! while life was in its spring. And thy young muse just waved her joyous The spoiler came, and all thy promise fair Yes! she too much indulged thy fond pursuit, 'Twas thine own Genius gave the final blow, And help'd to plant the wound that laid thee low: So the struck eagle, stretch'd upon the plain, No more through rolling clouds to soar again, View'd his own feather on the fatal dart, And wing'd the shaft that quiver'd in his heart: Keen were his pangs, but keener far to feel He nursed the pinion which impell'd the steel, While the same plumage that had warm'd his nest That strain'd invention, ever on the wing, write, trite; Yet truth sometimes will lend her noblest fires, Whose gilded cymbals, more adorn'd than The eye delighted, but fatigued the ear, Shrink from that fatal word to Genius-But now,worn down, appear in native brass; And decorate the verse herself inspires: The glorious spirit of the Grecian muse, Yet let them not to vulgar WORDSWORTH stoop, A strain far, far beyond thy humble reach; And thou, too, SCOTT! resign to minstrels The wilder Slogan of a Border-fend: muse, Prolific every spring, be too profuse; verse, And brotherCOLERIDGE lull the babe at nurse; And swear that CAMOENS sang such notes Let HAYLEY hobble on, MONTGOMERY rave, Let STOTT, CARLISLE, Matilda, and the rest Scrawl on, 'till death release us from the strain, Or common-sense assert her rights again: But thou, with powers that mock the aid of praise, Shouldst leave to humbler bards ignoble lays: Thy country's voice, the voice of all the Nine, Demand a hallow'd harp-that harp is thine. Say! will not Caledonia's annals yield Let these, or such as these, with just The glorious record of some nobler field, applause, Restore the Muse's violated laws: Than the vile foray of a plundering clan, Whose proudest deeds disgrace the name of man? Or Marmion's acts of darkness, fitter food or outlaw'd SHERWOOD's tales of Robin | To crown the bards that haunt her classic Hood? grove, cotland! still proudly claim thy native Where RICHARDS wakes a genuine poet's fires, Bard, nd be thy praise his first, his best reward! And modern Britons justly praise their sires. et not with thee alone his name should live, ut own the vast renown a world can give; e known, perchance, when Albion is no more, For me, who thus unask'd have dared to tell My country what her sons should know too well, Zeal for her honour bade me here engage As first in freedom, dearest to the Muse. But Rome decay'd, and Athens strew'd the plain, And Tyre's proud piers lie shatter'd in the main: Like these thy strength may sink in ruin hurl'd, And Britain fall, the bulwark of the world. But let me cease, and dread Cassandra's fate, With warning ever scoff'd at, till too late; To themes less lofty still my lay confine, And urge thy bards to gain a name like thine. Then, hapless Britain! be thy rulers blest, The senate's oracles, the people's jest! Still hear thy motley orators dispense The flowers of rhetoric, though not of sense, While CANNING's colleagues hate him for his wit, And old dame PORTLAND fills the place of PITT. Yet once again adieu! ere this the sail That wafts me hence is shivering in the gale; And Afric's coast and Calpe's adverse height, And Stamboul's minarets must greet my sight: Thence shall I stray through beauty's Let vain VALENTIA rival luckless CARR, Misshapen monuments and maim'd antiques ; |