WEIGHTY ASSISTANCE;" OR, THE RELIEF OF CADIZ. BY AN EX-CAPTAIN OF THE AYLESBURY TROOP OF BUCKINGHAMSHIRE YEOMANRY*. To the Tune of Lord Grizzle's Song in Tom Thumb: THE French are encamped before Cadiz, Their navy is moored in the bay, And liberal Europe afraid is, The Cortes are melting away. But e'er the last blow can be struck-struck- Will show them the soul of a Buck-Buck- I turned my old yeomanry jacket, And added new buttons and lace; In short, my whole dress spoke the Buck-Buck- O! had I the wings of an eagle To make a more rapid approach ! As a twelve pounder groans on its truck-truck, When I mounted its step, like a Buck-Buck- And there was squeez'd in an old lady, So like me, behind and before, That when we were called on to pay, they Obliged us to reckon as four. Lord Nugent. N We were both very soon in a muck-muck, And I panted for breath like a Buck-Buck- You ask what I did with my helmet, And all the vast bulk of my gear? As the coach such a load would o'erwhelm, it But coach and van frequently stuck-stuck ; But the peril I bore like a Buck-Buck- The packet at Falmouth was quite full- The Frenchmen who guarded the bay there, 66 I trembled lest I should be stuck-stuck; On landing I hoped that the people Would loudly acknowledge my aid ; Bells pealing from every steeple ! The troops drawn out on parade ! I thought that the bands would have struck-struck Up their most national tune, 'Midst shouts of "Long life to the Buck-Buck— Buckinghamshire dragoon!" But, quite the reverse; as I came in, The mob was exceedingly rude; They talked of my making a famine, And filling myself with their food! Ragged urchins, malicious as Puck-Puck- I got to an inn with great trouble, Half dead with the sea and the sun! I slept, and I snored, like a Buck-Buck The first thing I did upon waking At getting a slice of a horse! In my throat the first morsel it stuck-stuck, Tho' I fancied, from being "a jeune," I could have almost eaten a Buck-BuckBuckinghamshire dragoon! I then sallied forth like a hero; And up to my eyes in a trench, I saw, two miles off, Trocadero, ว And what people said were the French. A ball came-I hasten'd to duck-duck; And fearing another too soon, I gallantly ran, like a Buck—Buck— I next cast my eyes to the sailors, And seeing them look rather glum, Proposed they should turn the assailers, And promised to find them a bomb! The men I soon saw had no pluck-pluck; The ministers not a doubloon, All swore at the bomb and the Buck-Buck Buckinghamshire dragoon! Thus, helmeted, trowsered, bedizened, At the end of ten days (for no sooner I embarked in a Newfoundland schooner, John Bull. LUDICROUS MISTAKE. WHEN Mrs. Robinson published her Sappho and Phaon, she wrote to Mr. Boaden the newspaper editor, in the following terms:-" Mrs. Robinson would thank her friend Boaden for a dozen puffs for Sappho and Phaon." By mistake of the twopenny post, this note was delivered to Mr. Bowden the pastry-cook in the Strand, who sent this answer:-" Mr. Bowden's respectful compliments to Mrs. Robinson, shall be very happy to serve her; but as Mrs. R. is not a constant customer, he cannot send the puffs for the young folks without first receiving the money." Herald. BATTERY A-LA-MODE. SKETCHES AT BOW-STREET.-No. XX. A STURDY Surly-looking person, who said his name was Furzman, and "his professiun a licens'd wickler," was brought up from Coventgarden watch-house, charged with sundry disorderly doings in the a-la-mode-beef shop in Brydges-street, opposite Drury-lane Theatre. According to the evidence of the master of the shop and his waiter, this "licens'd wickler" came in, after the play was over, with two other persons, and having called for three plates of "hollow-mode," they amused themselves with picking out the nice fat lumps, and throwing them at the rest of the company. John, the waiter, received one of the said scalding hot nice fat lumps slap in his left eye, and the licens'd wickler told him it was all right!-though the poor lad's eyes were none of the best, at the best of times-in fact, his eyes had long been lashless, and encircled with bright scarlet, and it was therefore excessively cruel to throw scalding hot beef into either of them. Another of these nice fat lumps was sent dab against a gentleman's cravat, just in the place where he wore his brooch-to the very great disparagement of his dignity; and another gentleman was so bespattered with the beef, both fat and lean, that he was ashamed to be seen by anybody. In short, they kept up these tricks too long, as the master cook said; for not a gentleman could come into the room till after two o'clock in the morning, without running the risk |