LINES ADDRESSED TO A CANDIDATE FOR ADMISSION TO THE TRAVELLERS*. You think the stories of the Travellers Are but the cant of dandy Cavillers; Now list awhile, as I relate Our various evils, small and great. Some danger to ourselves forestalling, Then bought and pulled a house to pieces, We wait an hour ere dinner's drest; * The Travellers, a highly respectable Club in Pall-Mall.-This whimsical production, which was printed for private circulation only, is attributed to George Rose (the Younger), a member of the Club. The house formerly occupied by the Club in Waterloo-place. We've flaccid fish, and carrion-ham, Our matelottes would be loathed of otters, Who care not though we're choked with wax, That tolls of sixpence may repay If the black broth be "slab and strong :" But lest my tediousness revolt, * Does Mr. Giblet, the butcher, reserve his hinge-sweetbreads and weather-mutton for better customers? If so, why are the Travellers of Pall Mall worse treated than their commercial brethren, who are celebrated " for getting the best of every thing?" Let the Committee examine their fellow labourer and opposite neighbour, as to the mutton which was given him one day in the month of February last, 2 POSTSCRIPT. To fix them better in the mind, (None touched in couplet or in triplet) And blunder up their own back-stair, A COMPLICATION OF DISORDERS. "WHAT did Mr. die of?" asked a simple neighbour. "Of a complication of disorders," replied his friend. "How do you describe this complication, my good Sir?"-" He died," answered the other, "of two physicians, an apothecary, and a surgeon,' Chronicle. POPULAR AMUSEMENTS. DRINKING. FROM the days of King Ela, who flourished and staggered nearly a thousand years before the Christian era, down to the present moment, potentates and their subjects have alike revelled in the joys of intoxication. I think I should be enabled to prove, without fear of contradiction, that the wisest of mankind have been addicted to this demoralizing propensity. Noah I look upon as a mere experimentalist, for we have no evidence of his ever becoming a regular practitioner; but to mention the names of Solomon, Solon, and the learned Stagyrite-(Query, could he stagger right under the effects of inebriety?)-may be sufficient, as my readers, anxious to get forward upon the subject, may not like to be taken back to the days of the Greeks, or the Romans. Shakspeare has recorded of us inhabitants of the "tight little island," that we are most potent in potting, and I am not at all disposed to dispute with so great an authority; Bacon, indeed, whose very name invokes the thirsty throat to a copious libation, was a professed enemy to bibulation; so was Newton; but these were cold reasoners, and those who write dry works, should not partake much of fluids. Pope loved a glass, though his frame denied him the pleasure of it; poor Morland drew more corks than pictures; and in every gradation of society, as well as in every age, the vineyards have had numerous votaries. The accomplished Churchill was a sot; Goldsmith was never happy out of a tavern; and even grave Dr. Johnson-went to the Devil*. Semel insanivimus omnes may be a veracious maxim, but that we have all at some time been intoxicated, is surely a truer axiom. Getting drunk, Mr. Editor, I look upon as a very serious affair, but, being tipsy, is one of the little luxuries of life. Oh! the entrancing sensation of elevation and superiority-the animating flow of courage and wit, that runs riot in the veins-then the "unutterable dying away," as Coleridge has it→→ the dear charming confusion of intellect, the failing vision, the imaginative dance of the tables and chairs, the memorable moment when even a Templar becomes poetical. I am accustomed to divide drinkers into two classes, namely, Elevationists, or those who get tipsy-and Finishers, or those who get drunk. Amongst the first class was the ci-devant Jacob Joinem of Islington, who nightly took his seat by the parlour fire, at the Pied Bull (this house was formerly the seat of Sir Walter Raleigh, and Jacob revered him as the father of smokers). Mr. J.'s movements were as regular as the clock; albeit, it was impossible to wind him up to strike, except as hereafter mentioned. He entered the room precisely at half-past seven, and immediately placing himself in the leather-bottomed chair, remained in a state of perfect quiescence › for upwards of four hours. Mr. Joinem was a portly personage, with a short memory and long legs; he was of a grave temperament, and by • A tavern of that name existed in Fleet-street some years back. |