Touch. Truly young gentlemen, though there | was no great matter in the ditty, yet the note was very untuneable. 1 Page. You are deceived, sir; we kept time, we lost not our time. Touch. By my troth, yes; I count it but time lost to hear such a foolish song. God be with you; and God mend your voices! Come, Audrey. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. Another part of the Forest. Enter DUKE senior, AMIENS, JAQUES, ORLANDO, OLIVER, and Celia. [not; Duke S. Dost thou believe, Orlando, that the boy Can do all this that he hath promised? Oli. I sometimes do believe, and sometimes do As those that fear,-they hope, and know they fear. Enter ROSALIND, SILVIUS, and PHEBE. Ros. Patience once more, whiles our compact is urg'd: You say, if I bring in your Rosalind, [To the DUKE. You will bestow her on Orlando here? Duke S. That would I, had I kingdoms to give with her. Ros. And you say, you will have her, when I bring her? [To ORLANDO. Orl. That would I, were I of all kingdoms king. Ros. You say, you'll marry me, if I be willing? [To PHEBE. Phe. That will I, should I die the hour after. Ros. But, if you do refuse to marry me, You'll give yourself to this most faithful shepherd. P'he. So is the bargain. Ros. You say, that you'll have Phebe, if she will? [To SIL. Si. Though to have her and death were both one thing. Ros. I have promis'd to make all this matter even. Keep you your word, O duke, to give your daughter; You yours, Orlando, to receive his daughter:- Orl. My lord, the first time that I ever saw him, Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY. Jaq. There is, sure, another flood toward, and these couples are coming to the ark! Here comes a pair of very strange beasts, which in all tongues are called fools. Touch. Salutation and greeting to you all! Jaq. Good my lord, bid him welcome. This is the motley-minded gentleman that I have so often met in the forest: he hath been a courtier, he swears. Touch. If any man doubt that, let him put me to my purgation. I have trod a measure; I have flattered a lady; I have been politic with my friend, smooth with mine enemy; I have undone three tailors; I have had four quarrels, and like to have fought one. Jaq. And how was that ta'en up? Touch. 'Faith, we met, and found the quarrel was upon the seventh cause. Jaq. How, seventh cause?-Good my lord, like this fellow. Duke S. I like him very well. Touch. God, ild you, sir; I desire you of the like. I press in here, sir, amongst the rest of the country copulatives, to swear, and to forswear; according as marriage binds, and blood breaks: A poor virgin, sir, an ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine no man else will: Rich honesty dwells like a miser, own; a poor humour of mine, sir, to take that that sir, in a poor house; as your pearl in your foul oyster. Duke S. By my faith, he is very swift and sententious. Touch. According to the fool's bolt, sir, and such dulcet diseases. Jaq. But, for the seventh cause; how did you find the quarrel on the seventh cause? Touch. Upon a lie seven times removed;-Bear your body more seeming, Audrey:-as thus, sir. I did dislike the cut of a certain courtier's beard: he sent me word, if I said his beard was not cut well, he was in the mind it was: This is called the "Retort courteous." If I sent him word again, it was not well cut, he would send me word, he cut it to please himself: This is called the "Quip modest." If again, it was not well cut, he disabled my judgment: This is called the "Reply churlish." If again, it was not well cut, he would answer, I spake not true: This is called the "Reproof valiant." If again, it was not well cut, he would say, I lie: This is called the "Countercheck quarrelsome;" and so to the "Lie circumstantial,* and the "Lie direct." Jaq. And how oft did you say, his beard was not well cut? Touch. I durst go no further than the "Lie circumstantial," nor he durst not give me the "Lie direct:" and so we measured swords and parted. Jaq. Can you nominate in order now the degrees of the lie? Touch. O sir, we quarrel in print, by the book; as you have books for good manners. I will name you the degrees. The first, the Retort courteous ; the second, the Quip modest; the third, the Reply churlish; the fourth, the Reproof valiant; the fifth, the Countercheck quarrelsome; the sixth, the Lie with circumstance; the seventh, the Lie direct. All these you may avoid, but the lie direct; and you may avoid that too, with an If. I knew when seven justices could not take up a quarrel; but when the parties were met themselves, one of them thought but of an If, as, "If you said So, then I said so;" and they shook hands, and swore brothers. Your If is the only peacemaker; much virtue in If. Jaq. Is not this a rare fellow, my lord? he's as good at anything, and yet a fool Duke S. He uses his folly like a stalking-horse, and under the presentation of that he shoots his wit. Enter HYMEN, leading ROSALIND and CELIA. Still Music. Hym. Then is there mirth in heaven, Good duke, receive thy daughter Yea, brought her hither; That thou mightst join her hand with his, Ros. To you I give myself, for I am yours. [TO DUKE S. To you I give myself, for I am yours. [TO ORLANDO. Duke 8. If there be truth in sight, you are my daughter. [Rosalind. Orl. If there be truth in sight, you are my Phe. If sight and shape be true, Why, then, my love, adieu! Ros. I'll have no father, if you be not he: [To DUKE S. If truth holds true contents. [To TOUCH. and AUD. As the winter to foul weather. Wedding is great Juno's crown; O blessed bond of board and bed! Duke S. O my dear niece, welcome thou art to me; Even daughter, welcome in no less degree. Phe. I will not eat my word; now thou art mine, Thy faith my fancy to thee doth combine. [To SIL. Enter JAQUES DE BOIS. Duke S. Play, music;-and you brides and bridegrooms all Jaq. To him will I: out of these convertites There is much matter to be heard and learn'd.You to your former honour I bequeath; [TO DUKE 8. Your patience and your virtue, well deserves it:You [to ORLANDO] to a love that your true faith [allies: doth merit: You [to OLIVER] to your land, and love, and great Jaq. To see no pastime I:-what you would have I'll stay to know at your abandon'd cave. [Exit. Duke S. Proceed, proceed: we will begin these rites, Ros. It is not the fashion to see the lady the epilogue: but it is no more unhandsome, than to wine needs no bush," 'tis true, that a good play see the lord the prologue. If it be true, that “good needs no epilogue: Yet to good wine they do use good bushes; and good plays prove the better for the help of good epilogues What a case am I in Jaq. de B. Let me have audience for a word, or then, that am neither a good epilogue, nor cannot two; I am the second son of old Sir Rowland, insinuate with you in the behalf of a good play! I am not furnished like a beggar, therefore to beg will not become me: my way is, to conjure you; and I'll begin with the women. I charge you, O women, for the love you bear to men, to like as much of this play as please you: and I charge you, O men, for the love you bear to women (as I perceive by your simpering, none of you hates them), that between you and the women the play may please. If I were a woman, I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me, complexions that liked me, and breaths that I defied not and, I am sure, as many as have good beards, or good faces, or sweet breaths, will, for my kind offer, when I make curtsy, bid me farewell. [Exeunt LAUNCELOT GOBBO, a clown, servant to Shylock. PORTIA, a rich heiress. NERISSA, waiting-maid to Portia. Magnificoes of Venice, Officers of the Court of Justice, Gaoler, Servants, and other Attendants. SCENE-Partly at Venice; and partly at Belmont, the Seat of Portia, on the Continent. Enter ANTONIO, SALARINO, and SOLANIO. Ant. In sooth, I know not why I am so sad; And such a want-wit sadness makes of me, ACT I. Salar. Your mind is tossing on the ocean; My wind, cooling my broth, And now worth nothing? Shall I have the thought, Is sad to think upon his merchandise. Salar. Why, then you are in love. Fie, fie! you are sad, Because you are not merry: and 'twere as easy, Enter BASSANIO, LORENZO, and GRATIANO. merry, Ant. Your worth is very dear in my regard. You grow exceeding strange: Must it be so? We two will leave you; but at dinner-time Gra. You look not well, Signior Antonio; Ant. I hold the world but as the world, Gra Let me play the Fool: Ant. Believe me, no; I thank my fortune for it, And let my liver rather heat with wine, My ventures are not in one bottom trusted, Therefore my merchandise makes me not sad. Than my heart cool with mortifying groans. Sleep when he wakes? and creep into the jaundice By being peevish? I tell thee what, Antonio, ears Come, good Lorenzo:-Fare ye well, a while; [time: And, out of doubt, you do me now more wrong Bass. In Belmont is a lady richly left, Lor. Well, we will leave you then till dinner-I have a mird presages me such thrift, [more, Gra. Well, keep me company but two years Thou shalt not know the sound of thine own tongue. Ant. Farewell! I'll grow a talker for this gear. Gra. Thanks, i' faith; for silence is only commendable In a neat's tongue dried, and a maid not vendible. Ant. Well; tell me now, what lady is the same Bass. "Tis not unknown to you, Antonio, Ant. Thou know'st that all fortunes are & Neither have I money, nor commodity Enter PORTIA and NERISSA. Por. By my troth, Nerissa, my little body is a-weary of this great world. Ner. You would be, sweet madam, if your miseries were in the same abundance as your good fortunes are; And yet, for aught I see, they are as sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing: It is no small happiness, therefore, to be seated in the mean; superfluity comes sooner by white hairs, but competency lives longer. Por. Good sentences, and well pronounced. Ner. They would be better, if well followed. Por. If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottages princes' palaces. It is a good divine that follows his own instructions: I can easier teach twenty what were good to be done, Ant. I pray you, good Bassanio, let me know it; than be one of the twenty to follow mine own And, if it stand, as you yourself still do, [shaft Bass. In my school-days, when I had lost one [time, teaching. The brain may devise laws for the blood; but a hot temper leaps o'er a cold decree: such a hare is madness the youth, to skip o'er the meshes of good counsel the cripple. But this reasoning is not in the fashion to choose me a husband:-O me, the word choose! I may neither choose whom I would, nor refuse whom I dislike so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of a dead father Is it not hard, Nerissa, that I cannot choose one, nor refuse none? Ner. Your father was ever virtuous; and holy men at their death have good inspirations; therefore, the lottery that he hath devised in these three chests, of gold, silver, and lead (whereof who chooses his meaning chooses you), will, no doubt, never be chosen by any rightly, but one who you shall rightly love. But what warmth is there in your affection towards any of these princely suitors that are already come? Por. I pray thee, overname them; and as thou namest them I will describe them; and according to my description level at my affection. Ner. First, there is the Neapolitan prince. Por. Ay, that's a colt, indeed, for he doth nothing but talk of his horse; and he makes it a great appropriation to his own good parts that he can shoe him himself: I am much afraid my lady his mother played false with a smith. suit; unless you may be won by some other sort than your father's imposition, depending on the caskets. Por. If I live to be as old as Sibylla I will die as chaste as Diana, unless I be obtained by the manner of my father's will: I am glad this parcel of wooers are so reasonable; for there is not one among them but I dote on his very absence, and I wish them a fair departure. Ner. Then, is there the county Palatine. Por. He doth nothing but frown; as who should say, "An you will not have me, choose:" he hears merry tales, and smiles not: I fear he will prove the weeping philosopher when he grows old, being so full of unmannerly sadness in his youth. I had rather to be married to a death's head with bone in his mouth, than to either of these. God defend me from these two! Ner. How say you by the French lord, Mon-him worthy of thy praise. sieur le Bon? Ner. Do you not remember, lady, in your father's time, a Venetian, a scholar, and a soldier, that came hither in company of the Marquis of Montferrat? Por. Yes, yes, it was Bassanio; as I think so was he called. Por. God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man. In truth, I know it is a sin to be a mocker. But he! why, he hath a horse better than the Neapolitan's; a better bad habit of frowning than the Count Palatine: he is every man in no man: if a throstle sing he falls straight a capering; he will fence with his own shadow: if I should marry him I should marry twenty husbands: If he would despise me I would forgive him: for if he love me to madness I shall never requite him. Ner. What say you then to Faulconbridge, the young baron of England? Por. You know I say nothing to him; for he understands not me, nor I him: he hath neither Latin, French, nor Italian; and you will come into the court and swear that I have a poor pennyworth in the English. He is a proper man's picture. But, alas! who can converse with a dumb show? How oddly he is suited! I think he bought his doublet in Italy, his round hose in France, his bonnet in Germany, and his behaviour everywhere Ner. What think you of the Scottish lord, his neighbour? Por. That he hath a neighbourly charity in him; for he borrowed a box of the ear of the Englishman, and swore he would pay him again when he was able: I think the Frenchman became his surety, and sealed under for another. Ner. How like you the young German-the Duke of Saxony's nephew? Por. Very vilely in the morning, when he is sober; and most vilely in the afternoon, when he is drunk: when he is best he is a little worse than a man; and when he is worst he is little better than a beast: an the worst fall that ever fell, I hope I shall make shift to go without him. Ner. If he should offer to choose, and choose the right casket, you should refuse to perform your father's will if you should refuse to accept him. Por. Therefore, for fear of the worst, I pray thee set a deep glass of Rhenish wine on the contrary casket: for, if the devil be within, and that temptation without, I know he will choose it. I will do anything, Nerissa, ere I will be married to a sponge. Ner. You need not fear, lady, the having any of these lords; they have acquainted me with their determinations: which is, indeed, to return to their home and to trouble you with no more Ner. True, madam; he, of all the men that ever my foolish eyes looked upon, was the best deserving a fair lady. Por. I remember him well; and I remember Enter a Servant. Serv. The four strangers seek you, madam, to take their leave: and there is a forerunner come from a fifth, the Prince of Morocco; who brings word the prince, his master, will be here to-night. Por. If I could bid the fifth welcome with so good a heart as I can bid the other four farewell, I should be glad of his approach if he have the condition of a saint, and the complexion of a devil, I had rather he should shrive me than wive me. Come, Nerissa. Sirrah, go before. Whiles we shut the gate upon one wooer, another SCENE III-Venice. A public Place. Bass. For the which, as I told you, Antonio shall be bound. Shy. Antonio shall become bound,—well. Bass. May you stead me? Will you pleasure me? Shall I know your answer? Shy. Three thousand ducats, for three months, and Antonio bound. Bass. Your answer to that. Shy. Oh no, no, no, no;-my meaning in saying he is a good man is, to have you understand me that he is sufficient: yet his means are in supposition: he hath an argosy bound to Tripolis, another to the Indies; I understand, moreover, upon the Rialto, he hath a third at Mexico, a fourth for England; and other ventures he hath, squandered abroad, But ships are but boards, sailors but men: there be land-rats and water-rats, water-thieves and landthieves-I mean, pirates; and then, there is the peril of waters, winds, and rocks: The man is, notwithstanding, sufficient;-three thousand ducats;-I think I may take his bond. Bass. Be assured you may. Shy. I will be assured I may; and that I may be assured I will bethink me: May I speak with Antonio? Bass. If it please you to dine with us. Shy. Yes, to smell pork! to eat of the habitation which your prophet, the Nazarite, conjured the devil into! I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and so following; |