BAPTISTA, a rich gentleman of Padua. GRUMIO, servant to Petrucio. CURTIS, servant to Petrucio VINCENTIO, an old gentleman of Pisa. Tailor, Haberdasher, and Servants attending on Baptista INDUCTION. A Lord. Christopher Sly, a drunken Tinker. SCENE I.-Before an Alehouse on a Heath. Enter HOSTESS and SLY. Hostess, Page, Players, Huntsmen, and other Servants. Sly. I'll pheese you, in faith. Host. A pair of stocks, you rogue! Sly. Y' are a baggage; the Slys are no rogues: Look in the chronicles, we came in with Richard Conqueror. Therefore, paucas pallabris; let the world slide: Sessa! Host. You will not pay for the glasses you have burst? Sly. No, not a denier: Go-by S. JeronimyGo to thy cold bed, and warm thee. Host. I know my remedy, I must go fetch the thirdborough. [Erit. Sly. Third, or fourth, or fifth borough, I'll answer him by law: I'll not budge an inch, boy; let him come, and kindly. [Lies down on the ground, and falls asleep. Wind Horns. Enter a Lord from hunting, with his Train. Lord. Huntsman, I charge thee, tender well my hounds: Brach Merriman, - the poor cur is emboss'd; Lord. Thou art a fool; if Echo were as fleet, 1 Hun. I will, my lord. Lord. What's here? one dead, or drunk? See, doth he breathe? 2 Hun. He breathes, my lord: Were he not warm'd with ale, This were a bed but cold to sleep so soundly. Lord. O monstrous beast! how like a swine he lies! Grim death, how foul and loathsome is thine image! Sirs, I will practise on this drunken man. A most delicious banquet by his bed, 1 Hun. Believe me, lord, I think he cannot choose. 2 Hun. It would seem strange unto him when Some one be ready with a costly suit, 1 Hun. My lord, I warrant you, we'll play our part, As he shall think, by our true diligence, [Some bear out SLY. A trumpet sounas. Sirrah, go see what trumpet 'tis that sounds: "Exit Servant. And how any men will stay themselves from laughter, Belike some noble gentleman that means, Travelling some journey, to repose him here. Re-enter a Servant. How now? who is it? Serv. An't please your honour, players, That offer service to your lordship. Lord. Bid them come near. Enter Players. Now, fellows, you are welcome. Players. We thank your honour. Lord. Do you intend to stay with me to-night? 2 Play. So please your lordship to accept our duty. Lord. With all my heart,-This fellow I remember, Since once he play'd a farmer's eldest son;- 1 Play. I think, 'twas Soto that your honour means. Lord. "Tis very true;-thou didst it excellent. 1 Play. Fear not, my lord; we can contain, ourselves, Were he the veriest antic in the world. Lord. Go, sirrah, take them to the buttery And with declining head into his bosom, [Exit Servant. I know the boy will well usurp the grace, When they do homage to this simple peasant. dressed like a servant. Sly. For God's sake, a pot of small ale. 1 Serv. Will t please your lordship drink a cup of sack? 2 Serv. Will't please your honour taste of these conserves? 3 Serv. What raiment will your honour wear to-day? Sly. I am Christophero Sly. Call not me honour, nor lordship: I ne'er drank sack in my life; and if you give me any conserves, give me conserves of beef. Ne'er ask me what raiment I'll wear; for I have no more doublets than backs, no more stockings than legs, nor no more shoes than feet; nay, sometime more feet than shoes, or such shoes as my toes look through the overleather. Lord. Heaven cease this idle humour in your honour! O, that a mighty man of such descent, Sly. What! would you make me mad? Am not I Christopher Sly, old Siy's son, of Burton-heath; by birth a pedler, by education a card-maker, by transmutation a bear-herd, and now by present profession a tinker? Ask Marian Hacket, the fat ale-wife of Wincot, if she know me not: if she say I am not fourteen pence on the score for sheer ale, score me up for the lyingest knave in Christendom. What! I am not bestraught: Here's 1 Serv. O, this it is that makes your lady mourn. 2 Serv. O, this it is that makes your servants droop. Lord. Hence comes it that your kindred shun your house, As beaten hence by your strange lunacy. And twenty caged nightingales do sing: As breathed stags, ay, fleeter than the roc. Adonis, painted by a running brook; [wood; [thee, 1 Serv. And, till the tears that she hath shed for Sly. Am I a lord? and have I such a lady? I smell sweet savours, and I feel soft things:- 2 Serv. Will't please your mightiness to wash O, how we joy to see your wit restored! 1 Serv. O yes, my lord; but very idle words:- 3 Ser. Why, sir, you know no house, nor no such maid; Nor no such men as you have reckon'd up,- Sly. Now, Lord be thanked for my good amends! Sly. I thank thee; thou shalt not lose by it. SCENE I.-Padua. A public Place. Enter LUCENTIO and TRANIO. Sly. Madam wife, they say that I have dream'd, And slept above some fifteen year or more. Puge. Ay, and the time seems thirty unto me, Being all this time abandon'd from your bed. Sly. "Tis much. Servants, leave me and her alone. Madam, undress you, and come now to bed. Page. Thrice noble lord, let me entreat of you To pardon me yet for a night or two; Or, if not so, until the sun be set: For your physicians have expressly charg'd, In peril to incur your former malady, That I should yet absent me from your bed: I hope, this reason stands for my excuse. Sly. Ay, it stands so, that I may hardly tarry so long. But I would be loth to fall into my dreams again. I will therefore tarry, in despite of the flesh and the blood. Enter a Servant. Serv. Your honour's players, hearing you amendment, Are come to play a pleasant comedy, Sly. Marry, I will let them play: Is it not a commonty, a Christmas gambol, or a tumbling-trick? Page. No, my good lord; it is more pleasing stuff. Sly. What, household stuff? Come, madam wife, sit by my side, ACT I. Luc. Tranio, since, for the great desire I had To see fair Padua, nursery of arts, I am arriv'd for fruitful Lombardy The pleasant garden of great Italy; And, by my father's love and leave, am arm'd With his good will, and thy good company, My trusty servant, well approv'd in all; Here let us breathe, and haply institute A course of learning, and ingenious studies. Pisa, renowned for grave citizens, Gave me my being, and my father first, A merchant of great traffic through the world, Vincentio come of the Bentivolii. Vincentio's son, brought up in Florence, This virtue, and this moral discipline, Luc. Gramercies, Tranio, well dost thou advise. Tra. Master, some show, to welcome us to town. And, for I know she taketh most delight To mine own children in good bringing-up; I knew not what to take, and what to leave? Ha! [Exit. Gre. You may go to the devil's dam: your gifts are so good here's none will hold you. Their love is not so great, Hortensio, but we may blow our nails together, and fast it fairly out; our cake's dough on both sides. Farewell:-Yet, for the Enter BAPTISTA, KATHARINA, BIANCA, GREMIO, love I bear my sweet Bianca, if I can by any and HORTENSIO. LUCENTIO and TRANIO stand aside. Bap. Gentlemen, importune me no farther, For how I firmly am resolv'd you know: That is, not to bestow my youngest daughter, Before I have a husband for the elder: If either of you both love Katharina, Because I know you well, and love you well, Leave shall you have to court her at your pleasure. Gre. To cart her rather: She's too rough for me: There, there, Hortensio, will you any wife? Kath. I pray you, sir [to BAP.] is it your will To make a stale of me amongst these mates? Hor. Mates, maid! how mean you that? no mates for you, Unless you were of gentler, milder mould. Kath. I'faith, sir, you shall never need to fear; I wis, it is not half way to her heart: But, if it were, doubt not her care should be To comb your noddle with a three-legg`d stool, And paint your face, and use you like a fool. Hor. From all such devils, good Lord, deliver us! Gre. And me too, good Lord! Tra. Hush, master! here is some good pastime That wench is stark mad, or wonderful froward. Tra. Well said, master; mum! and gaze your fill. Bap. Gentlemen, that I may soon make good What I have said, Bianca, get you in: And let it not displea-e thee, good Bianca; For I will love thee ne'er the less, my girl. Kath. A pretty peat; 'tis best Put finger in the eye-an she knew why. Bian. Sister, content you in my discontent. My books and instruments shall be my company; [Aside. Hor. Signior Baptista, will you be so strange? Sorry am I that our good will effects Bianca's grief. Gre. Why, will you mew her, Signior Baptista, for this fiend of hell, And make her bear the penance of her tongue? Bap. Gentlemen, content ye; I am resolv'd: Go in, Bianca. [Exit BIANCA. i means light on a fit man to teach her that wherein she delights, I will wish him to her father. Hor. So will I, Signior Gremio: But a word, I pray. Though the nature of our quarrel yet never brooked parle, know now, upon advice, it toucheth us both,-that we may yet again have access to our fair mistress, and be happy rivals in Bianca's love, to labour and effect one thing specially. Gre. What's that, I pray? Hor. Marry, sir, to get a husband for her sister Gre. I say, a devil: Think'st thou, Hortensio, though her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool as to be married to hell? Hor. Tush, Gremio, though it pass your patience and mine to endure her loud alarums, why, man, there be good fellows in the world, an a man could light on them, would take her with all faults, and money enough. Gre. I cannot tell; but I had as lief take her dowry with this condition,-to be whipped at the high-cross every morning. Hor. 'Faith, as you say, there's small choice in rotten apples. But, come; since this bar in law makes us friends, it shall be so far forth friendly maintained, till, by helping Baptista's eldest daughter to a husband, we set his youngest free for a husband, and then have to't afresh.-Sweet Bianca!- Happy man be his dole! He that runs fastest gets the ring. How say you, Sighior Gremio? Gre. I am agreed: and would I had given him the best horse in Padua to begin his wooing, that would thoroughly woo her, wed her, and bed her, and rid the house of her. Come on. [Exeunt GRE. and HOR. Tra. [Advancing.] I pray, sir, tell me,-Is it possible That love should of a sudden take such hold? Luc. O Tranio, till I found it to be true, I never thought it possible, or likely; But see! while idly I stood looking on, I found the effect of love in idleness: And now in plainness do confess to thee,That art to me as secret, and as dear, As Anna to the Queen of Carthage was,Tranio, I burn, I pine, I perish, Tranio, If I achieve not this young modest girl: Counsel me, Tranio, for know thou canst; Assist me, Tranio, for I know thou wilt Tra. Master, it is no time to chide you now; Affection is not rated from the heart: If love have touch'd you, nought remains but so, Redime te captum quam queas minimo. Luc. Gramercies, lad; go forward, this contents; Began to scold; and raise up such a storm, Tra. Nay,then 'tis time to stir him from his trance. Her elder sister is so curst and shrewd, Luc. Ah, Tranio, what a cruel father's he! Master, for my hand, Both our inventions meet and jump in one. Luc. Tell me thine first. You will be schoolmaster, And undertake the teaching of the maid: That's your device. Luc. It is: May it be done? [part, Tra. Not possible. For who shall bear your And be in Padua here Vincentio's son? Keep house, and ply his book; welcome his friends; Visit his countrymen, and banquet them? Luc. Basta; content thee; for I have it full. We have not yet been seen in any house; Nor can we be distinguish'd by our faces, For man or master: then it follows thus;Thou shalt be master, Tranio, in my stead, Keep house, and port, and servants, as I should: I will some other be; some Florentine, Some Neapolitan, or meaner man of Pisa. "Tis hatch'd, and shall be so:-Tranio, at once Uncase thee, take my colour'd hat and cloak: When Biondello comes, he waits on thee; But I will charm him first to keep his tongue. Tra. So had you need. [They exchange habits. In brief, sir, sith it your pleasure is, And I am tied to be obedient (For so your father charg'd me at our partiug; Because so well I love Lucentio. Luc. Tranio, be so, because Lucentio loves: And let me be a slave, t' achieve that maid Whose sudden sight hath thrall'd my wounded eye. Enter BIONDELLO. Here comes the rogue.-Sirrah, where have you been? Bion. Where have I been? Nay, how now, where are you? Master, has my fellow Tranio stol'n your clothes? [too' Bion. The better for him. 'Would I were so Tra. So would I, faith, boy, to have the next wish after, That Lucentio indeed had Baptista's youngest daughter. [advise But, sirrah, not for my sake, but your master's, I You use your manners discreetly in all kind of companies: When I am alone, why, then I am Tranio; One thing more rests, that thyself execute; Sufficeth, my reasons are both good and weighty. [Exeunt. (The Presenters above speak.) 1 Serv. My lord, you nod; you do not mind the play. Sly. Yes, by Saint Anne, do I. A good matter, surely. Comes there any more of it? Page. My lord. 'tis but begun. St. Tis a very excellent piece of work, madam lady. 'Would 'twere done! [They sit and mark. SCENE II.-The same. Before Hortensio's House. Enter PETRUCIO and GRUMIO. Pet. Verona, for a while I take my leave, Gru. Knock, sir! whom should I knock? Pet. Villain, I say, knock me at this gate, And rap me well, or I'll knock your knave's pate. Gru. My master is grown quarrelsome: I should knock you first, And then I know after who comes by the worst. Pet. Will it not be? 'Faith, sirrah, an you'll not knock, I'll wring it; I'll try how you can sol, fa, and sing it. [He wrings GRUMIO by the ear Gru. Help, masters, help! my master is mad. Pet. Now, knock when I bid you: sirrah! villain! Enter HORTENSIO. Hor. How now? what's the matter?-My old friend Grumio! and my good friend Petrucio !--How do you all at Verona ? Pet. Signior Hortensio, come you to part the fray? Con tutto il core bene trovato, may I say. Molto honorato signor mio Petrucio. Rise Grumio, rise; we will compound this quarrel |