SCENE I. [Before the house of Antipholus of Ephesus.] Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus, DROMIO of Ephesus, ANGELO, the goldsmith, and BALTHAZAR, the merchant. Ant. E. Good Signior Angelo, you must excuse us all; My wife is shrewish when I keep not hours. And that to-morrow you will bring it home. 5 And that I did deny my wife and house. Thou drunkard, thou, what didst thou mean by this? 10 Better cheer may you have, but not with better heart. But, soft! my door is lock'd. Go bid them let us in. Dro. E. Maud, Bridget, Marian, Cicely, Gillian, Ginn! Dro. S. [Within.] Mome, malt-horse, capon, coxcomb, idiot, patch! Either get thee from the door or sit down at the hatch. Dost thou conjure for wenches, that thou call'st for such store When one is one too many? Go get thee from the door. 35 Dro. E. What patch is made our porter? My master stays in the street. Dro. S. [Within.] Let him walk from whence he came, lest he catch cold on 's feet. Ant. E. Who talks within there? Ho, open the door! Dro. S. [Within.] Right, sir; I'll tell you when, an you'll tell me wherefore. Ant. E. Wherefore? For my dinner. I have not din'd to-day. Dro. S. [Within.] Nor to-day here you must not, come again when you may. Ant. E. What art thou that keep'st me out from the house I owe? Dro. S. [Within.] The porter for this time, sir, and my name is Dromio. Dro. E. O villain! thou hast stolen both mine office and my name. The one ne'er got me credit, the other mickle blame. If thou hadst been Dromio to-day in my place, Thou wouldst have chang'd thy face for a name, or thy name for an ass. Enter LUCE [within]. Luce. [Within.] What a coil is there, Dromio? Who are those at the gate? Dro. E. Let my master in, Luce. Luce. [Within.] Faith, no; he comes too late: And so tell your master. Dro. E. O Lord, I must laugh Have at you with a proverb - Shall I set in my staff? Luce. [Within.] Have at you with another that's-When? Can you tell? Dro. S. [Within.] If thy name be calle Luce, Luce, thou hast answer'd hin well. Ant. E. Do you hear, you minion? You let us in, I hope? Luce. [Within.] I thought to have ask'd you Ant. E. Thou baggage, let me in. Luce. [Within.] What needs all that, and pair of stocks in the town? And that supposed by the common rout For ever hous'd where 't gets possession. 105 Ant. E. You have prevail'd. I will depart in quiet, And, in despite of mirth, mean to be merry. To her will we to dinner. [To Ang.] Get you home And fetch the chain; by this I know 't is made. 115 Dro. S. I am an ass, I am a woman's man, and besides myself. Ant. S. What woman's man, and how besides thyself? Dro. S. Marry, sir, besides myself, I am due to a woman; one that claims me, one that haunts me, one that will have me. Ant. S. What claim lays she to thee? Dro. S. Marry, sir, such claim as you would lay to your horse; and she would have me as * a beast not that, I being a beast, she would have me; but that she, being a very beastly creature, lays claim to me. Ant. S. What is she? Dro. S. A very reverend body; ay, such a one as a man may not speak of without he say "Sir-reverence." I have but lean luck in the match, and yet is she a wondrous fat marriage. Ant. S. How dost thou mean a fat marriage? Dro. S. Marry, sir, she's the kitchen wench and all grease; and I know not what use to st put her to but to make a lamp of her and run from her by her own light. I warrant, her rags and the tallow in them will burn a Poland winter. If she lives till doomsday, she 'll burn a week longer than the whole world. Ant. S. What complexion is she of? Dro. S. Swart, like my shoe, but her face nothing like so clean kept: for why, she sweats; a man may go over shoes in the [ grime of it. Ant. S. That's a fault that water will mend Dro. S. No, sir, 't is in grain; Noah's flood could not do it. Ant. S. What 's her name? Dro. S. Nell, sir; but her name and thre quarters, that's an ell and three quarters, wil not measure her from hip to hip. Ant. S. Then she bears some breadth? Dro. S. No longer from head to foot than [1 from hip to hip. She is spherical, like a globe I could find out countries in her. Ant. S. In what part of her body stand Ireland? Dro. S. Marry, sir, in her buttocks; I four it out by the bogs. Ant. S. Where Scotland ? Dro. S. I found it by the barrenness; ha in the palm of the hand. Ant. S. Where France ? Dro. S. In her forehead; armed and verted, making war against her heir. Ant. S. Where England? Dro. S. I looked for the chalky cliffs, but could find no whiteness in them; but I guess stood in her chin, by the salt rheum that ran between France and it. Ant. S. Where stood Belgia, the Netherads? Dr. S. Oh, sir, I did not look so low. To clade, this drudge, or diviner, laid claim to ; called me Dromio; swore I was assur'd to Ler; told me what privy marks I had [146 about me, as, the mark of my shoulder, the le in my neck, the great wart on my left A that I, amaz'd, ran from her as a witch. And, I think, if my breast had not been made of faith and my heart of steel, had transform'd me to a curtal dog and made me turn i' the wheel. 150 DS. As from a bear a man would run for life. 159 fr I from her that would be my wife. [Erit. 48. There's none but witches do inhabit here: And therefore 't is high time that I were hence. that doth call me husband, even my soul for a wife abhor. But her fair sister, 'd with such a gentle sovereign grace, 165 teh enchanting presence and discourse, ra almost made me traitor to myself. t myself be guilty to self-wrong, Kup mine ears against the mermaid's song. Enter ANGELO with the chain. g. Master Antipholus, Ay, that 's my name. ing I know it well, sir; lo, here is the bain. 171 Zght to have ta'en you at the Porpentine; an unfinish'd made me stay thus long. 4. What is your will that I shall do with this? 4-7 What please yourself, sir; I have made it for you. 175 A. Made it for me, sir! I bespoke it ACT IV SCENE I. [A public place.] Enter SECOND MERCHANT, ANGELO, and an OFFICER. 2. Mer. You know since Pentecost the sum is due, And since I have not much importun'd you; 10 Ang. Even just the sum that I do owe to you Is growing to me by Antipholus, And in the instant that I met with you He had of me a chain. At five o'clock I shall receive the money for the same. Pleaseth you walk with me down to his house, I will discharge my bond and thank you too. Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus and DROMIO of Ephesus from the courtezan's. Off. That labour may you save; see where he comes. Ant. E. While I go to the goldsmith's house, go thou 15 And buy a rope's end; that will I bestow 20 Ant. E. A man is well holp up that trusts to you. I promised your presence and the chain, long, 25 If it were chain'd together, and therefore came not. Ang. Saving your merry humour, here's the note How much your chain weighs to the utmost carat, $1 The fineness of the gold, and chargeful fashion, money; 35 Besides, I have some business in the town. 40 Ant. E. No; bear it with you, lest I come not time enough. Ang. Well, sir, I will. Have you the chain about you? Ant. E. An if I have not, sir, I hope you have, Or else you may return without your money. And teach your ears to list me with more heed On, officer, to prison till it come. [Exeunt [2. Merchant, Angelo, Off cer, and Ant. E.]. Dro. S. To Adriana! That is where w din'd, 1 Where Dowsabel did claim me for her husban She is too big, I hope, for me to compass. Thither I must, although against my will, For servants must their masters' minds fulfil. [E [SCENE II. The house of Antipholus of Eph sus.] Enter ADRIANA and LUCIANA. Adr. Ah, Luciana, did he tempt thee so? Mightst thou perceive austerely in his eye That he did plead in earnest? Yea or no? Look'd he or red or pale, or sad or merrily What observation mad'st thou in this case Of his heart's meteors tilting in his face? Luc. First he deni'd you had in him no rig Adr. He meant he did me none; the m my spite. Luc. Then swore he that he was a stran |