SCENE III. [The same. A street.] Enter LAUNCE [leading a dog]. Launce. Nay, 't will be this hour ere I have done weeping; all the kind of the Launces have this very fault. I have receiv'd my proportion, like the prodigious son, and am going with Sir Proteus to the Imperial's court. I think Crab [5 my dog be the sourest-natured dog that lives. My mother weeping, my father wailing, my sister crying, our maid howling, our cat wringing her hands, and all our house in a great perplexity, yet did not this cruel-hearted cur shed one tear. He is a stone, a very pebble [10 stone, and has no more pity in him than a dog. A Jew would have wept to have seen our parting; why, my grandam, having no eyes, look you, wept herself blind at my parting. Nay, I'll show you the manner of it. This shoe is [15 my father; no, this left shoe is my father; no, no, this left shoe is my mother; nay, that cannot be so neither; yes, it is so, it is so, it hath the worser sole. This shoe, with the hole in it, is my mother, and this my father; a ven- [20 geance on 't! there 'tis. Now, sir, this staff is my sister, for, look you, she is as white as a lily and as sinall as a wand. This hat is Nan, our maid. I am the dog; -no, the dog is himself, and I am the dog, -O! the dog is me, and I am myself; ay, so, so. Now come I to my [25 father: Father, your blessing." Now should not the shoe speak a word for weeping. Now should I kiss my father; well, he weeps on. Now come I to my mother. Oh, that she could speak now like a wood woman! Well, I kiss [30 her; why, there 'tis; here's my mother's breath up and down. Now come I to my sister; mark the moan she makes. Now the dog all this while sheds not a tear nor speaks a word; but see how I lay the dust with my tears. [Enter PANTHINO.] [35 Launce. Why, he that 's tied here, Crab, my dog. Pan. Tut, man, I mean thou 'It lose the flood. and, in losing the flood, lose thy voyage, and, in losing thy voyage, lose thy master, and, in losing thy master, lose thy service, and, in losing thy service, Why dost thou stop my mouth? Launce. For fear thou shouldst lose thy tongue. Pan. Where should I lose my tongue? Launce. In thy tale. Val. Give him leave, madam; he is a king of chameleon. Thu. That hath more mind to feed on you blood than live in your air. Val. You have said, sir. Thu. Ay, sir, and done too, for this time. Val. I know it well, sir; you always end er you begin. Sil. A fine volley of words, gentlemen, an quickly shot off. Val. 'Tis indeed, madam; we thank th giver. Sil. Who is that, servant? Val. Yourself, sweet lady; for you gave th fire. Sir Thurio borrows his wit from you 1 Yet let her be a principality. Pro. Why, Valentine, what braggardism is this? Val. Pardon me, Proteus; all I can is nothing Ever as one beat another her ezteik Ler true perfection du TEX SWIM TIMSCEA If I can check my erring love, i was If not, to compass her i l use my ski En SCENE V. The same. A strUE Ester SPEED and LAUNCE (BETHEL breed. Launce! By mine honesty, weird to Milan: Launce. Forswear not thyself, sweet garl for I am not welcome. I reckon this alvar that a man is never undone till be be hang £ nor never welcome to a place till some certa shot be paid and the hostess say.** Weinger Speed. Come on, you madcap. I to the n house with you presently; where, for one st of five pence, thou shalt have five thousand welcomes. But, sirrah, how did thy master p with Madam Julia? Launce. Marry, after they clos'd in earner they parted very fairly in jest. Speed. But shall she marry him? Speed. How then? Shall he marry her? Speed. What. are they broken? Launce. No, they are both as whole as fish. Speed. Why, then, how stands the matte with them? Launce. Marry, thus: when it stands w with him, it stands well with her. Speed. What an ass art thou! I understand thee not. Launce. What a block art thou, that the canst not! My staff understands me. Speed. What thou say'st ? Launce. Ay, and what I do too. Look thee, [30 I'd but lean, and my staff understands me. Speed. It stands under thee, indeed. Leve. Why, stand-under and under-stand La all one. Speed. But tell me true, will 't be a match? 35 Laware. Ask my dog. If he say ay, it will; be say, no, it will; if he shake his tail and as nothing, it will. Speed. The conclusion is then that it will. Lace. Thou shalt never get such a secret [40 frame but by a parable. Sed. 'Tis well that I get it so. But, Launce, bew say'st thou, that my master is become a atle lover? Low. I never knew him otherwise. 45 Lance. A notable lubber, as thou reportest to be. pred. Why, thou whoreson ass, thou mis Lace. Why, fool, I meant not thee; I at thy master. Speed. I tell thee, my master is become a hot Lance. Why, I tell thee, I care not though [55 ra himself in love. If thou wilt, go with me the alehouse; if not, thou art an Hebrew, a w and not worth the name of a Christian. Speed. Why? Le. Because thou hast not so much [60 [Exeunt. suggesting Love, if thou hast sinn'd, me, thy tempted subject, to excuse it! Arst I did adore a twinkling star, 419 I worship a celestial sun. 10 dful vows may heedfully be broken; he wants wit that wants resolved will er his wit to exchange the bad for better. anreverend tongue! to call her bad, e sovereignty so oft thou hast preferr'd 15 twenty thousand soul-confirming oaths. t have to love, and yet I do; there I leave to love where I should love. a I lose, and Valentine I lose. ep them. I needs must lose myself. e them, thus find I by their loss Line, myself, for Julia, Silvia. if am dearer than a friend, 20 30 I will forget that Julia is alive, 35 Love, lend me wings to make my purpose swift, As thou hast lent me wit to plot this drift! [Exit. SCENE VII. [Verona. Julia's house.] Enter JULIA and LUCETTA. Jul. Counsel, Lucetta; gentle girl, assist me; And even in kind love I do conjure thee, Who art the table wherein all my thoughts Are visibly character'd and engrav'd, To lesson me and tell me some good mean How, with my honour, I may undertake A journey to my loving Proteus. Luc. Alas, the way is wearisome and long! Jul. A true-devoted pilgrim is not weary To measure kingdoms with his feeble steps; 10 Much less shall she that hath Love's wings to fly, And when the flight is made to one so dear, Of such divine perfection, as Sir Proteus. Luc. Better forbear till Proteus make return. Jul. O, know'st thou not his looks are my soul's food? 15 25 He overtaketh in his pilgrimage; 30 35 A blessed soul doth in Elysium. e is still most precious in itself; ria witness Heaven, that made her fair! Jalia but a swarthy Ethiope. Luc. If you think so, then stay at home and go not. Jul. Nay, that I will not. Luc. Then never dream on infamy, but go. If Proteus like your journey when you come, 65 No matter who 's displeas'd when you are gone: I fear me, he will scarce be pleas'd withal. Jul. That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear. A thousand oaths, an ocean of his tears, And instances of infinite of love Warrant me welcome to my Proteus. 70 Luc. All these are servants to deceitful men. Jul. Base men, that use them to so base effect! 75 But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth; Luc. Pray heaven he prove so, when you come to him! Jul. Now, as thou lov'st me, do him not that wrong To bear a hard opinion of his truth: 80 85 [Exeunt. 90 Know, worthy prince, Sir Valentine, my friend. I know you have determin'd to bestow her Duke. Proteus, I thank thee for thine hones care; Which to requite, command me while I live. mean : 1 How he her chamber-window will ascend That I had any light from thee of this. [Enter VALENTINE.] Duke. Sir Valentine, whither away so fast |