Of Mars' fiery steed: To other regions! Ber. It shall be so; I'll send her to my house, Par. Will this capricio hold in thee, art sure? Pur. Why, these balls bound; there's noise A young man, married, is a man that's marr'd: So. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.-The same.-Another Room in the same. Enter HELENA and CLOWN. Hel. My mother greets me kindly: Is she well? Clo. She is not well; but yet she has her health she's very merry; but yet she is not well but thanks be given, she's very well, and wants nothing i'the world; but yet she is not well. Hel. If she be very well, what does she ail, that she's not very well? Clo. Truly, she's very well, indeed, but for two things. Hel. What two things? Clo. One, that she's not in heaven, whither God send her quickly! the other, that she's in earth, from whence, God send her quickly! Enter PAROlles. Par. Bless you, my fortunate lady! Hel. I hope, Sir, I have your good will to have mine own good fortunes. Par. You had my prayers to lead them on: and to keep them on, have them still.-O, my knave! How does my old lady? Clo. So that you had her wrinkles, and I her money, I would she did as you say. Par. Why, I say nothing. Clo. Marry, you are the wiser man; for many a man's tongue shakes out his master's undoing: To say nothing, to do nothing, to know nothing, and to have nothing, is to be a great part of your title; which is within a very little of nothing. Par. Away, thou'rt a knave. Clo. You should have said, Sir, before a knave thou art a knave; that is, before me thou art a knave: this had been truth, Sir. Par. Go to, thou art a witty fool, I have found thee. Clo. Did you find me in yourself, Sir? or were you taught to find me? The search, Sir, was profitable; and much fool may you find in you, even to the world's pleasure, and the increase of laughter. Par. A good knave, i'faith, and well fed.- But puts it off by a compell'd restraint; with sweets, The house made gloomy by discontent. To make the coming hour o'erflow with joy, Par. That you will take your instant leave o Hel. What more commands he? Attend his further pleasure. Hel. In every thing I wait upon his will. Hel. I pray you.-Come, sirrah. [Exeunt. SCENE V.-Another Room in the same. Enter LAFEU and BERTRAM. him a soldier. Ber. Yes, my lord, and of very valiant approof. Laf. You have it from his own deliverance. Ber. And by other warranted testimony. Laf. Then my dial goes not true; I took this lark for a bunting.t great in knowledge, and accordingly valiant. Ber. I do assure you, my lord, he is very ence, and transgressed against his valour; and Laf. I have then sinned against his experiyet find in my heart to repent. Here he comes; my state that way is dangerous, since I cannot pray you, make us friends, I will pursue the I amity. is Ber. Will she away to-night? Ber. I have writ my letters, casketed my treasure, When I should take possession of the bride,— latter end of a dinner; but one that lies three- lord and you, monsieur ? Par. I know not how I have deserved to run into my lord's displeasure. and spurs and all, like him that leaped into Laf. You have made shift to run into't, boots the custard; and out of it you'll run again, rather than suffer question for your residence. Ber. It may be, you have mistaken him, my lord. Laf. And shall do so ever, though I took him at his prayers. Fare you well, my lord; and believe this of me, There can be no kernel in clothes: trust him not in matter of heavy conthis light nut; the soul of this man is his sequence; I have kept of them tame, and know their natures.--Farewell, monsieur : I have A specious appearance of recessity. The bunting nearly resembles the sky-lark; but has little or no song, which gives estimation to the sky-lark. spoken better of you, than you have or will deserve at my hand; but we must do good against evil. Exit. Par. An idle lord, I swear. Ber. I think so. Par. Why, do you not know him? Ber. Yes, I do know him well; and common Gives him a worthy pass. Here comes my clog. you, Hel. I have, Sir, as I was commanded from Ber. I shall obey his will. You must not marvel, Helen, at my course, * That presently you take your way for home; "Twill be two days ere I shall see you; so Hel. Sir, I can nothing say, But that I am your most obedient servant. With true observance seek to eke out that, Ber. Let that go: My haste is very great: Farewell; hie home. Ber. Well, what would you say? Hel. I am not worthy of the wealth I owe ;t What law does vouch mine own. Ber. What would you have? Hel. Something; and scarce so much :-nothing indeed. I would not tell you what I would: my lord- Strangers, and foes, do sunder, and not kiss. horse. Hel. I shall not break your bidding, good Ber. Where are my other men,_monsieur?- ACT III. France Would, in so just a business, shut his bosom 2 Lord. Good my lord, The reasons of our state I cannot yield,* Duke. Be it his pleasure. 2 Lord. But I am sure, the younger of our That surfeit on their ease, will, day by day, Duke. Welcome shall they be; And all the honours, that can fly from us, When better fall, for your avails they fell: Enter COUNTESS and CLOWN. Count. It hath happened all as I would have had it, save, that he comes not along with her. Clo. By my troth, I take my young lord to be a very melancholy man. Count. By what observance, I pray you? Clo. Why, he will look upon boot, and sing; mend the ruff, and sing; ask questions, and sing; pick his teeth, and sing: I know a man that had this trick of melancholy, sold a goodly manor for a song. Count. Let me see what he writes, and when he means to come. [Opening a letter. Clo. I have no mind to Isbel, since I was at court: our old ling and our Isbels o' the country are nothing like your old ling and your Isbels o' the court: the brains of my Cupid's knocked out; and I begin to love, as an old man loves money, with no stomach. [Exit. Count. What have we here? Clo. E'en that you have there. Count. [Reads.] I have sent you a daughterin-law: she hath recovered the king, and undone me. I have wedded her, not bedded her; and sworn to make the not eternal. You shall hear, I am run away; know it, before the report come. If there be breadth enough in the world, I will hold a long distance. My duty to you. Your unfortunate son, BERTRAM This is not well, rash and unbridled boy, To fly the favours of so good a king; [drum: -To pluck his indignation on thy head, [Exeunt. By the misprizing of a maid too virtuous For the contempt of empire. Re-enter CLOWN Clo. O madam, yonder is heavy news within, between two soldiers and my young lady. Count. What is the matter? Clo. Nay, there is some comfort in the news, some comfort; your son will not be killed an soon as I thought he would. * I. e. I cannot inform you of the reasons. As we say at present, our young fellows. Cour... Why should he be killed? Clo. So say I, madam, if he run away, as I hear he does: the danger is in standing to't; that's the loss of men, though it be the getting of children. Here they come, will tell you more for my part, I only hear, your son was run away. [Exit CLOWN. Enter HELENA and two Gentlemen. 1 Gen. Save you, good madam. Hel. Madam, my lord is gone, for ever gone. 2 Gen. Do not say so. Count. Think upon patience.-'Pray you, gentlemen, I have felt so many quirks of joy, and grief, 2 Gen. Madam, he's gone to serve the duke of Florence: [came, We met him thitherward; from thence we And, after some despatch in hand at court, Thither we bend again. Hel. Look on his letter, madam; here's my passport. [Reads.] When thou canst get the ring upon my finger, which never shall come of, und show me a child begotten of thy body, that I am father to, then call me husband: but in such a then I write a never. This is a dreadful sentence. Count. Brought you this letter, gentlemen? 1 Gen. Ay, madam; [pains. And, for the contents' sake, are sorry for our Count. I pr'ythee, lady, have a better cheer; If thou engrossest all the griefs are thine,‡ Thou robb'st me of a moiety: He was my son; But I do wash his name out of my blood, And thou art all my child.-Towards Florence is he? 2 Gen. Ay, madam. Count. And to be a soldier? 2 Gen. Such is his noble purpose: and, believe't, The duke will lay upon him all the honour Count. Return you thither? 1 Gen. Ay, madam, with the swiftest wing of speed. Hel. [Reads.] Till I have no wife, I have nothing in France. "Tis bitter. Count. Find you that there? Hel. Ay, madam. 1 Gen. "Tis but the boldness of his hand, haply, which His heart was not consenting to. Count. Nothing in France, until he have no wife! There's nothing here, that is too good for him, him? 1 Gen. A servant only, and a gentleman Which I have some time known. Count. Parolles, was't not? 1 Gen. Ay, my good lady, he. My son corrupts a well-derived nature * 1. e. Affect me suddenly and deeply, as our sex are usually affected. + I. e. When you can get the ring which is on my finger into your possession. If thou keepest all thy sorrows to thyself. 1 Gen. Indeed, good lady, Count. You are welcome, gentlemen, 2 Gen. We serve you, madam, Will you draw near? Nothing in France, until he has no wife! Whence honour but of danger wins a scar, My being here it is, that keeps thee hence: [Exit. Might you not know, she would do as she has done, By sending me a letter? Read it again. 1, his despiteful Juno,* sent him forth mildest words! Rinaldo, you did never lack advicet so much, Stew. Pardon me, madam: Count. What angel shall And loves to grant, reprive him from the wrath grief, Though little he do feel it, set down sharply. SCENE V.-Without the Walls of Florence. A tucket afar off. Enter an old WIDOW of Florence, DIANA, VIOLENTA, MARIANA, and other Citizens. Wid. Nay, come; for if they do approach the city, we shall lose all the sight. Dia. They say, the French count has done most honourable service. Wid. It is reported that he has taken their greatest commander; and that with his own hand he slew the duke's brother. We have lost our labour; they are gone a contrary way: hark: you may know by their trumpets. Mar. Come, let's return again, and suffice ourselves with the report of it. Well, Diana, take heed of this French earl: the honour of a maid is her name; and no legacy is so rich as honesty. Wid. I have told my neighbour, how you have been solicited by a gentleman his companion. Mar. I know that knave; hang him! one Pa Alluding to the story of Hercules. Discretion or thought. Weigh here means to value or esteem. | rolles: a filthy officer he is in those suggestions for the young earl.-Beware of them, Diana; their promises, enticements, oaths, tokens, and all these engines of lust, are not the things they go under: many a maid hath been seduced by them; and the misery is, example, that so terrible shows in the wreck of maiden hood. cannot for all that dissuade succession, but that they are limed with the twigs that threaten them. I hope, I need not to advise you further; but, hope, your own grace will keep you where you are, though there were no further danger known, but the modesty which is so lost. Dia. You shall not need to fear me. Enter HELENA, in the dress of a Pilgrim. Wid. I hope so.- -Look, here comes a pilgrim: I know she will lie at my house: thither God save you, pilgrim! Whither are you they send one another: I'll question her. bound? a one? Hel. But by the ear, that hears most nobly His face I know not. [of him: Dia. Whatsoe'er he is, He's bravely taken here. He stole from France, As 'tis reported, for the king had married him Against his liking: Think you it is so? Hel. Ay, surely, mere the truth;|| I know his lady. Dia. There is a gentleman, that serves the Reports but coarsely of her. [count, Hel. What's his name? Dia. Monsieur Parolles. Hel. O, I believe with him, In argument of praise, or to the worth Of the great count himself, she is too mean To have her name repeated; all her deserving Is a reserved honesty, and that I have not heard examin’d. Dia. Alas, poor lady! 'Tis a hard bondage, to become the wife Of a detesting lord. Wid. A right good creature: wheresoe'er she is, Her heart weighs sadly: this young maid might A shrewd turn, if she pleas'd. [do he Hel. How do you mean? Wid. He does, indeed; And brokes* with all that can in such a suit But she is arm'd for him, and keeps her guard Enter with drum and colours, a party of the rentine army, BERTRAM, and PAROLLES. Hel. Which is the Frenchman? 2 Lord. None better than to let him fetch off his drum, which you hear him so confidently undertake to do. 1 Lord. I, with a troop of Florentines, will suddenly surprise him; such I will have, whom, I am sure, he knows not from the enemy: we will bind and hood-wink him so, that he shall suppose no other but that he is carried into the Flo-leaguer of the adversaries, when we bring him to our tents: Be but your lordship present at his examination; if he do not, for the promise of his life, and in the highest compulsion of base fear, offer to betray you, and deliver all the intelligence in his power against you, and that with the divine forfeit of his soul upon oath, never trust my judgement in any thing. 2 Lord. O, for the love of laughter, let him for't: when your lordship sees the bottom of his success in't, and to what metal this counterfeit lump of ore will be melted, if you give him not John Drum's entertainment, your inclining cannot be removed. Here he comes. Enter PAROLLES. That with the plume: 'tis a most gallant fel-fetch his drum; he says, he has a stratagem low; [ter, I would, he lov'd his wife: if he were honesHe were much goodlier:-Is't not a handsome gentleman? Hel. I like him well. Dia. 'Tis pity, he is not honest: Yond's that That leads him to these places; were I his Hel. Which is he? [lady, Hel. Perchance he's hurt i'the battle. Par. Lose our drum! well. 1 Lord. O, for the love of laughter, hinder not the humour of his design; let him fetch off his drum in any hand. Ber. How now, monsieur? this drum sticks sorely in your disposition. 2 Lord. A pox on't, let it go; 'tis but a drum. Par. But à drum! Is't but a drum? A drum so lost!-There was an excellent command. Mar. He's shrewdly vexed at something to charge in with our horse upon our own Look, he has spied us. Wid. Marry, hang you! Mar. And your courtesy, for a ring-carrier! [Exeunt BERTRAM, PAROLLES, Officers, and Soldiers. Wid. The troop is past: Come, pilgrim, I will bring you you Where shall host: of enjoin'd penitents Hel. I humbly thank you : Please it this matron, and this gentle maid, Shall be for me; and, to requite you further, Both. We'll take your offer kindly. [Exeunt. SCENE VI.-Camp before Florence. Enter BERTRAM, and the two French LORDS. 1 Lord. Nay, good my lord, put him to't; let him have his way. 2 Lord. If your lordship find him not a hilding, hold me no more in your respect. 1 Lord. On my life, my lord, a bubble. him? 1 Lord. Believe it, my lord, in mine own direct knowledge, without any malice, but to speak of him as my kinsman, he's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality worthy your lordship's entertain wings, and to rend our own soldiers. 2 Lord. That was not to be blamed in the command of the service; it was a disaster of war that Cæsar himself could not have prevented, if he had been there to command. Ber. Well, we cannot greatly condemn our success: some dishonour we had in the loss of that drum; but it is not to be recovered Par. It might have been recovered Ber. It might, but it is not now. Par. It is to be recovered: but that the merit of service is seldom attributed to the true and exact performer, I would have that drum or another, or hic jacet.t Ber. Why, if you have a stomach to't, monsieur, if you think your mystery in stratagem his native quarter, be magnanimous in the can bring this instrument of honour again into enterprise, and go on; I will grace the attempt for a worthy exploit; if you speed well in it, the duke shall both speak of it, and extend to you what further becomes his greatness, even to the utmost syllable of your worthiness. Par. By the hand of a soldier, I will undertake it. Ber. But you must not now slumber in it. presently pen down my dilemmas, encourage Par. I'll about it this evening: and I will myself in my certainty, put myself into my mortal preparation, and, by midnight, look to hear further from me. Ber. May I be bold to acquaint his grace, you are gone about it? Par. I know not what the success may be, my lord; but the attempt I vow. possibility of thy soldiership, will subscribe for Ber. I know, thou art valiant; and, to the thee. Farewell. |