song, like a robin-red-breast; to walk alone, like one that had the pestilence; to sigh, like a school-boy that had lost his A. B, C; to weep, like a young wench that hath buried her grandam; to fast, like one that takes diet; to watch, like one that fears robbing; to speak puling, like a beggar at Hallowmas. You were wont, when you laugh'd, to crow like a cock; when you walked, to walk like one of the lions; when you fasted, it was presently after dinner; when you looked sadly, it was for want of money: and now you are metamorphosed with a mistress, that, when I look on you, I can hardly think you my master. Val. Are all these things perceived in me? Speed. They are all perceived without you. Val. Without me? They cannot. Speed. Without you? nay, that's certain, for, without you were so simple, none else would but you are so without these follies, that these follies are within you, and shine through you like the water in an urinal; that not an eye, that sees you, but is a physician to comment on your malady. Val. But, tell me, dost thou know my lady Silvia ? Speed. She, that you gaze on so, as she sits at supper? Val. Hast thou observed that? even she I mean. Speed. Why, Sir, I know her not. Speed. O, 'give you good aven! Here's a million of manners. [Aside. Sil. Sir Valentine and servant, to you two thousand. Speed. He should give her interest; and she gives it him. Val. As you enjoin'd me, I have writ your Unto the secret nameless friend of yours; letter, Which I was much unwilling to proceed in, But for my duty to your ladyship. Sil. I thank you, gentle servant: 'tis very clerkly done. For, being ignorant to whom it goes, Val. Now trust me, madam, it came hardly [off; I writ at random, very doubtfully. Sil. Perchance you think too much of so much pains? Val. Dost thou know her by my gazing on Please you command, a thousand times as her, and yet know'st her not? Speed. Is she not hard favoured, Sir? Speed. That she is not so fair, as (of you) well favoured. Val. I mean, that her beauty is exquisite, but her favour infinite. Speed. That's because the one is painted, and the other out of all count. Val. How painted? and how out of count? Speed. Marry, Sir, so painted, to make her fair, that no man counts of her beauty. Val. How esteemest thou me? I account of her beauty. Speed. You never saw her since she was deformed. Val. How long hath she been deformed? Val. I have loved her ever since I saw her; and still I see her beautiful. Speed. If you love her, you cannot see her. Val. Why? Speed. Because love is blind. O, that you had mine eyes; or your own had the lights they were wont to have, when you chid at Sir Proteus for going ungartered! Val. What should I see then? Speed. Your own present folly, and her passing deformity: for he, being in love, could not see to garter his hose; and you, being in love, cannot see to put on your hose. Val. Belike, boy, then you are in love; for last morning you could not see to wipe my shoes. Val. No, madam; so it stead you, I will write, And yet,[much: Sil. A pretty period! Well, I guess the sequel; And yet I will not name it:-and yet I care not; Meaning henceforth to trouble you no more. And yet take this again ;-and yet I thank you; Speed. And yet you will; and yet another yet. [Aside. Val. What means your ladyship? do you not like it? Sil. Yes, yes; the lines are very quaintly writ: But since unwillingly, take them again; Nay, take them. Val. Madam, they are for you. Sil. Ay, ay; you writ them, Sir, at my re quest: But I will none of them; they are for you: another. Sil. And, when it's writ, for my sake read it over: labour; And, if it please you, so; if not, why, so. better? excellent device! was there ever heard a That my master, being scribe, to himself should write the letter? Val. How now, Sir? what are you reasoning with yourself? Speed. Nay, I was rhyming; 'tis you that have the reason. Val. To do what? Speed. To be a spokesman from madam Val. To whom? Speed. To yourself: why, she wooes you by with Sir Proteus to the Imperial's court. a figure. Val. What figure? Speed. By a letter, I should say. Val. Why, she hath not writ to me? Speed. What need she, when she hath made you write to yourself? Why, do you not ceive the jest? Val. No, believe me. Speed. No believing you indeed, Sir; But did you perceive her earnest? Val. She gave me none, except an angry word. Speed. Why, she hath given you a letter. Val. That's the letter I writ to her friend. Speed. And that letter hath she deliver'd, and there an end.* think, Crab my dog to be the sourest-nature dog that lives: my mother weeping, my fathe wailing, my sister crying, our maid howling, our cat wringing her hands, and all our house in a great perplexity, yet did not this cruelper-hearted cur shed one tear: he is a stone, a very pebble-stone, and has no more pity in him than a dog a Jew would have wept to have seen our parting; why, my grandani having no eyes look you, wept herself blind at my parting. Nay, I'll show you the manner of it: This shoe is my father;-no, this left shoe is my father:no, no, this left shoe is my mother; nay, that cannot be so neither;-yes, it is so, it is so; it hath the worser sole; This shoe, with the hole in it, is my mother, and this my father; A vengeance on't! there 'tis: now, Sir, this staff is my sister; for, look you, she is as white as a lily, and as small as a wand: this hat is Nan, our maid; I am the dog :-no, the dog is him self, and I am the dog,-0, the dog is me, and I am myself: ay, so, so. Now come I to my father; Father, your blessing; now should not the shoe speak a word for weeping; now should I kiss my father; well, he weeps on :-now come I to my mother, (O, that she could speak now!) like a wood woman;well, I kiss her;-why there 'tis ; here's my mother's breath up and down: now come I to my sister; mark the moan she makes: now the dog all this while sheds not a tear, nor speaks a word; but see how I lay the dust with my tears. Val. I would, it were no worse. Or fearing else some messenger, that might her Herself hath taught her love himself to write unto All this I speak in print; for in print I found Val. I have dined. Speed. Ay, but hearken, Sir: though the SCENE II-Verona.-A Room in JULIA'S Enter PROTEUS and JULIA.' Pro. Have patience, gentle Julia. sooner: Jul. And seal the bargain with a holy kiss. Enter PANTHINO. Pan. Sir Proteus, you are staid for. Alas! this parting strikes poor lovers dumb. Pan. What's the unkindest tide? Laun. Why, he that's tied here; Crab, my dog. Pan. Tut, man, I mean thou'lt lose the flood; in losing thy voyage, lose thy master; and, in and, in losing the flood, lose thy voyage; and, losing thy master, lose thy service; and, in losing thy service,-Why dost thou stop my mouth? Laun. For fear thou should'st lose thy tongue. Pan. In thy tail? Luun. Lose the tide, and the voyage, and the master, and the service? The tide !-Why, man, if the river were dry, I am able to fill it with my tears; if the wind were down, I could drive the boat with my sighs. Pan. Come, come away, man; I was sent to call thee. Laun. Sir, call me what thou darest. [Exeunt. Laun. Well, I will go. DUKE'S Palace. SCENE III.-The sume.-A Street. Enter LAUNCE, leading a dog. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.-Milan.-An Apartment in the Laun. Nay, 'twill be this hour ere I have Enter Valentine, SILVIA, TRURIO, and Speed. done weeping; all the kindt of the Launces have this very fault: I have received my pronortion, like the prodigious son, and am going Sil. Servant Val. Mistress? Speed. Master, Sir Thurio frowns on you. Crazy, distracted. Val. Ay, boy, it's for love. Val. Of my mistress then. Speed. Twere good, you knocked him. Sil. Servant, you are sad.* Val. Indeed, madam, I seem so. Thu. Seem you that you are not? Thu. So do counterfeits. Val. So do you. Thu. What seem I, that I am not? Thu. What instance of the contrary? Thu. And how quote; you my folly? Val. I quote it in your jerkin. Thu. My jerkin is a doublet. Val. Well, then, I'll double your folly. Thu. How? Sil. What, angry, colour? Sir Thurio? do you change Val. Give him leave, madam; he is a kind of cameleon. Thu. That hath more mind to feed on your blood, than live in your air. Val. You have said, Sir. Thu. Ay, Sir, and done too, for this time. Val. I know it well, Sir; you always end ere you begin. Sil. A fine volley of words, gentlemen, and quickly shot off. Val. 'Tis indeed, madam; we thank the giver. Sil. Who is that, servant? Val. Yourself, sweet lady; for you gave the fire: Sir Thurió borrows his wit from your ladyship's looks, and spends what he borrows, kindly in your company. Thu. Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt. Val. I know it well, Sir: you have an exchequer of words, and, I think, no other treasure to give your followers; for it appears by their bare liveries, that they live by your bare words. Sil. No more, gentlemen, no more; here comes my father. Enter DUKE. Duke. Now, daughter Silvia, you are hard beset. Sir Valentine, your father's in good health: Val. My lord, I will be thankful Val. Ay, my good lord, I know the gentleman To be of worth, and worthy estimation, And not without desert so well reputed. Duke. Hath he not a son? Val. Ay, my good lord; a son, that we i deserves The honour and regard of such a father. . I knew him as myself; for from our * Chserve. Come all the praises that I now bestow,) He is as worthy for an empress' love, Duke. Welcome him then according to his worth; Silvia, I speak to you; and you, Sir Thurio:-- [Exit DUKE. Val. This is the gentleman, I told your lady. ship, Had come along with me, but that his mistress Did hold his eyes lock'd in her crystal looks. Sil. Belike, that now she hath enfranchis'd Upon some other pawn for fealty. [them Val. Nay, sure, I think, she holds them prisoners still. Sil. Nay, then he should be blind; and, being blind, How could he see his way to seek out you? Val. Why, lady, love hath twenty pair of eye: Was this the idol that you worship so? Val. Even she; and is she not a heavenly Pro. No; but she is an earthly paragon. Pro. I will not flatter her. Val. O, flatter me; for love delights in praises. Pro. When I was sick, you gave me bitter And I must minister the like to you. Val. Then speak the truth by her; if not [pills; Yet let her be a principality, [divine, Sovereign to all the creatures on the earth. Pro. Except my mistress. Val. Sweet, except not any; Except thou wilt except against my love. Pro. Have I not reason to prefer mine own? Val. And I will help thee to prefer her too: She shall be dignified with this high honour, To bear my lady's train; lest the base earth Should from her vesture chance to steal a kiss, And, of so great a favour growing proud, Disdain to root the summer-swelling flower, And make rough winter everlastingly. Pro. Why, Valentine, what braggardism is this? Val. Pardon me, Proteus: all I can, is nothing To her, whose worth makes other worthies noShe is alone. Pro. Then let her alone. [thing; Val. Not for the world: why man, she is mine own; And I as rich in having such a jewel, Vul. Ay, and we are betroth'd; With all the cunning manner of our flight, Pro. Go on before; I shall inquire you forth: I must unto the road, to disembark Some necessaries that I needs must use; And then I'll presently attend you. Val. Will you make haste? Pro. I will.— [Exit VAL. Even as one heat another heat expels, If not, to compass her I'll use my skill. [Exit. Enter SPEED and LUNCE. eet. Speed. Launce! by mine honesty, welcome to Milan. Laun. Forswear not thyself, sweet youth; that a man is never undone, till he be hanged; for I am not welcome. I reckon this alwaysnor never welcome to a place, till some certain shot be paid, and the hostess say, welcome. Speed. Come on, you mad-cap. I'll to the alehouse with you presently; where, for one welcomes. But, sirrah, how did thy master shot of fivepence, thou shalt have five thousand part with madam Julia? Laun. Marry, after they closed in earnest they parted very fairly in jest. Speed. But shall she marry him? Laun. No. Speed. How then? Shall he marry her? Speed. What, are they broken? Laun. No, they are both as whole as a fish. Speed. Why then, how stands the matter with them? Laun. Marry, thus; when it stands well with him, it stands well with her. Speed. What an ass art thou? I understand thee not. Laun. What a block art thou, that thou canst not? My staff understands me. Speed. What thou say'st? Laun. Ay and what I do too: look thee, I'll but lean, and my staff understands me. Speed. It stands under thee, indeed. Laun. Why, stand under and understand is all one. Speed. But tell me true, will't be a match? Laun. Ask my dog: if he say, ay, it will; if he say, no, it will; if he shake his tail, and say nothing, it will. Speed. The conclusion is then, that it will. Laun. Thou shalt never get such a secret from me, but by a parable. Speed. Tis well that I get it so. But, Launce, R Fie, fie, unreverend tongue! to call her bad, I will forget that Julia is alive, Love, lend me wings to make my purpose swift, [Exit. Intended. SCENE VII.-Verona.-A Room in JULIA'E House. Enter JULIA and LUCETTA. Jul. Counsel, Lucetta; gentle girl, assist me And, even in kind love, I do conjure thee,Who art the table wherein all my thoughts Are visibly character'd and engrav'd,To lesson me; and tell me some good mean, How, with my honour, I may undertake A journey to my loving Proteus. Luc. Alas! the way is wearisome and long. And when the flight is made to one so dear, Pity the dearth that I have pined in, it burns; The current, that with gentle murmur glides, Thou know'st, being stopp'd, impatiently doth rage; But, when his fair course is not hindered, Luc. But in what habit will you go along? hair. |