TO A CAT.

NELLY, methinks, 'twixt thee and me
There is a kind of sympathy;

And could we interchange our nature,—
If I were cat, thou human creature,―
I should, like thee, be no great mouser,
And thou, like me, no great composer;
For, like thy plaintive mews, my muse
With villainous whine doth fate abuse,
Because it hath not made me sleek
As golden down on Cupid's cheek;
And yet thou canst upon the rug lie,
Stretch'd out like snail, or curl'd up snugly,
As if thou wert not lean or ugly ;
And I, who in poetic flights.

Sometimes complain of sleepless nights,
Regardless of the sun in heaven,

Am apt to doze till past eleven,—
The world would just the same go round
If I were hang'd and thou wert drown'd;
There is one difference, 'tis true,-
Thou dost not know it, and I do.

DE ANIMABUS BRUTORUM.

No doubt 'twere heresy, or something worse

Than aught that priests call worthy of damnation, Should I maintain, though in a sportive verse,

That bird or fish can e'er attain salvation;

Yet some have held that they are all possess'd,
And may be damn'd, although they can't be bless'd.

Such doctrine broach'd Antonio Margerita,
A learned Spaniard, mighty metaphysical.

To him the butterfly had seem'd a Lytta,—

His wasp-stung wits were grown so quaint and phthisical;

To him the sweetest song of Philomel

Had talk'd of nothing in the world but hell.

Heaven save us all from such a horrid dream!

Nor let the love of heaven,—of heaven, forsooth!— Make hard our hearts, that we should so blaspheme

God for Christ's sake, and lie for love of truth. Poor Tray! art thou indeed a mere machine, Whose vital power is a spirit unclean?

If all the lives that throng the air and earth,

And swarm innumerous in the slimy deep, Die once for all, and have no second birth,—

If, ceasing once, they do not even sleep, But are no more than sounds of yesterday, Or rainbow tints that come and pass away,

Yet are they not to loving Nature lost;

She doth but take them to herself again! The curious pencilling of moonlit frost

Melts in the morning ray, and leaves no stain; Yet every drop preserved distils in showers, And winds along the veins of dewy flowers.

Nor shall they all in their oblivion lie,

Nor lack the life, though vain that life may be, Which breathes in strains that wasting time defy: A poet's song can memorise a flea;

The subtle fancy of deep-witted Donne,
The wee phlebotomist descanted on.

And once that strenuous insect leap'd by chance Upon the white breast of a Gallic dame; Forthwith the wits of universal France

Vied to consign the happy flea to fame! Pasquier, the gravest joker of the age, Berhymed La Puce in many a polish'd page.

The Teian bard, so skittish and so hoary,

That loved so well all things that merry be,
In honied phrases gave to blithest glory
The shrill cicada chirping cheerily ;

The bloodless songster drunk with balmy dew,
Whose happy being every year is new.

That sad old wag, that Peter Pindar hight,
Who was no worshipper of William Pitt's,
Did whilome soar a bold Pindaric flight
To celebrate the progeny of nitts,
Telling how once a creature without wings
The crown invaded of the best of kings.

The insect empress, and her clustering throng
Of chemists, famed for geometric skill,
Have lent their labour'd sweets to Virgil's song,

Their stings bequeath'd to wicked Mandeville; Wealthy as Tyre their homes, the more their sorrow, Like Tyre despoil'd, and smother'd like Gomorrah.

"Go to the ant, thou sluggard, and be wise!

So said the amorous king that wrote of hyssop,You know the rest. Nothing that creeps or flies

Reads half so good a lesson in all Æsop.
Great Johnson has berhymed the words; I swear,
He'd better far have left them as they were.

No question you have heard of Virgil's gnat,
: Which by our gentle Spenser was transmuted,
Though probably I need not tell you that
Its authenticity is much disputed;
And 'tis denied also by judgments nice
That Homer ever sung of frogs and mice.

If Homer did not, some one did, I'm sure;
The tale is extant in the choicest Greek.
Can living tongue express, in phrase so pure,
The deep bass croak, and shriller treble squeak?
And Aristophanes no title lacks

To his BREKEKEKEX KOAX KOAX.

But thou dark dweller of the central rock,
Spawn'd ere avenging waves the hills o'erflow'd,
Survivor of full many an earthquake's shock,
Last of the Troglodytes, primæval toad,
Like antique virtue, hated upon earth,
Or trampled under foot, like modest worth,—

Time was (or else our ancestors were liars)

That thou to mystic verse wert not unknown, When witches danced around Tartarean fires,

To screech of owls and mandrake's fatal groan; For thou could'st drain the marrow, mad the brains, Or foulest passion breed in chastest veins.