124 The Court of Chancery. By REGINALD THE object of this book is to embody in immortal verse the reflections of the author on every thing connected with the Chancery. He gives his opinions with equal freedom on the nature of equity in general—the men, the manners, and the proceedings of the court- the personal qualities and private habits of judges, officers, and bar-and comments with equal harshness on the limited expenditure of Lord Eldon, the obesity of Master Stratford, and the country house of Mr. Agar. Those, therefore, who may happen to hear of the publication, are certainly justified in asking who Reginald James Blewitt, late of Lincoln's Inn, may be. We inquired accordingly, and have satisfied ourselves; though we must decline the task of satisfying our readers. We can merely permit ourselves to state, that he was once a practising solicitor; but whether he left his business or his business left him, we cannot venture to decide. He is, or lately was, residing in France, perhaps for his personal convenience, perhaps for the improvement of his property; both of which would very probably have been infringed upon had he been in England on the publication of his poem. It is a wretched attempt to versify abuse: dull prose, forced into couplets by transposing words, and tagging rhymes. "As a poet," says he, "I must throw myself upon the indulgence of the public."1 We do assure him that the public will not receive him in that character, though at the same time quite ready to believe that he has thrown into the work as much amusement as his poor abilities would furnish him with." But our readers had better judge for themselves, and we studiously select the cimens, which are the best adapted to convey a notion of his style. Names at full length we cannot copy, and it is wrong perhaps even to venture on initials. spe The following is Mr. B's opinion of one of the masters; a mild and gentlemanly comment, which would be quite clear and intelligible enough, if one could but make out, whether the gentleman alluded to is to be a bear or "a real ape." Lo! waddling forth; in dignity of mien, Those vulgar looks his vulgar manners stamp, The suitors scarce will of their lot complain, Each art expressive of the monkey tribe, Well hast thou learnt their natures to imbibe !-p. 18. The next passage is part of a brilliant and occasionally pathetic appeal to Lord Lyndhurst, who doubtless will profit by the warning. Be Lord High Chancellor, if so you must, Young Peer, be wise, and if you court success, Well could he coin a doubt, or problem make- Much craft had those who could that mind deceive A moment's thought would often shew a flaw, Which those who look'd much deeper never saw. - p. 24, 25. We next give an illustration of the author's mode of sketching the bar, whom he introduces with a most ingenious turn. Shake all the host together in a hat, And take them singly forth, whose name is that? H-t sallies forth-but why was he put there? And slumber now, as once he lulled to sleep. Still might his long experience fit the place, That Copley's sense without can never grace.-p. 51, -e Another name? 'tis thine impetuous H- * 52. But stop my ears, for fear the drum should crack.—p. 57. Next R -e and B-th their names display; The last sedate, the first perhaps too gay. This in astuteness, that excels in sense, Matur'd by thought, and labour more intense. Tho' each may hope to set the Thames on fire. Should plodding B obtain the start, His head is deeper than his looks impart. -p. 63, 64. We are bound to say that he can praise occasionally; but few, we fancy, will wish for his commendation. Here, however, it is deservedly though most clumsily bestowed. ? From realms of darkness let us turn to light-- By prudence guided, ne'er by fear controlled, In better hands his suit could no one trust. On that branch of the profession which he once pursued, six lines contain the substance of his thoughts, and are introduced as felicitously as usual. But why thus hunt a subject off its legs? A porter's lot would suit them better far; Conveyancers might well feel hurt, were they to suspect themselves of being neglected by an individual so discriminating as Mr. B.; and we are glad, therefore, to be able to declare, that he brings them in with particular distinction, with an image which a Spenser might have envied; and minutely analyses the most distinguished of their class. See from the dust a novel creature spring, Can change and motion to estates impart!—p. 74. But these have had their day; and P- And who is he? from whence? and what his claim In Devon born, he duly serv'd his time, As surgeons carefully dissect the heart, Yet never fails to win his own applause. —p. 77, 78. And this forsooth is the writer who begs pardon "as a poet;" who gravely tells his readers, that "his principal objects have been truth and consistency; and presumes to assert, that he has always been honest in commendation, and never severe without reason.' Consistent undoubtedly he is; there, at least, his book will not dishonour him; it is quite in keeping with itself, and we know nothing in modern literature to match it, except perhaps the Puffiad. As there are no symptoms of a second edition, we hope and trust that it has failed in one object at least, the recruiting the finances of the author; but were ten thousand copies at this moment circulating, our opinion of its merits would be the same. The dullness of calumny is in some sort redeemable by venom: libels are caught at, though wholly destitute of cleverness; and we no more admire the man who shows up our acquaintance or contemporaries, though some amongst us may be amused by the attempt, than we should admire a scavenger who was pelting the same persons with dirt, though very possibly we should stop to laugh at them. 1 Preface. |