Having got the stove comfortably in place, the next thing is to find the legs. Two of them are left inside the stove since the spring before; the other two must be hunted after twenty-five minutes. They are usually found under the coal. Then the head of the family holds up one side of the stove while his wife puts two of the legs in place; next, he holds up the other side while the other two are fixed, and one of the first two falls out. By the time the stove is on its legs, he gets reckless and takes off his old coat, regardless of his linen. Then he goes off for the pipe, and gets a cinder in his eye. It don't make any difference how well the pipe was put up last year, it will be found a little too short or a little too long. The head of the family jams his hat over his eyes, and, taking a joint of pipe under each arm, goes to the tin-shop to have it fixed. When he gets back, he steps upon one of the best parlor chairs to see if the pipe fits, and his wife makes him get down for fear he will scratch the varnish off the chair with the nails in his bootheel. In getting down he will surely step on the cat, and may thank his stars it is not the baby. Then he gets an old chair, and climbs up to the chimney again, to find that in cutting the pipe off, the end has been left too big for the hole in the chimney. So he goes to the wood-shed, and splits one side of the end of the pipe with an old axe, and squeezes it in his hands to make it smaller. Finally he gets the pipe in shape, and finds that the stove does not stand true. Then himself and wife and the hired girl move the stove to the left, and the legs fall out again. The next move is to the right. More difficulty with the legs. Move to the front a little. Elbow not even with the hole in the chimney, and he goes to the wood-shed after some little blocks. While putting the blocks under the legs the pipe comes out of the chimney. That remedied, the elbow keeps tipping over, to the great alarm of his wife. He then gets the dinner-table out, puts the old chair on it, gets his wife to hold the chair, and balances himself on it to drive some nails in the ceiling, and drops the hammer on his wife's head. At last he gets the nails driven, makes a wire-swing to hold the pipe, hammers a little here, pulls a little there, takes a long breath, and announces the ceremony completed. Job never put up any stoves. It would have ruined his reputation if he had. CCXIII.-WORDS OF STRENGTH. THERE are three lessons I would write Upon the hearts of men. Have hope. Though clouds environ now, Have faith. Where'er thy bark is driven- Have love. Not love alone for one, Thy charities on all. Thus grave these lessons on thy soul Hope, Faith, and Love-and thou shalt find Strength when life's surges rudest roll, Light when thou else wert blind. ENGAGING MANNERS. -Schiller. THERE are a thousand pretty, engaging little ways which every person may put on, without the risk of being deemed either affected or foppish. The sweet smile, the quiet, cordial bow, the earnest movement in addressing a friend, or more especially a stranger, whom one may recommend to our good regards, the inquiring glance, the graceful attention, which is captivating when united with self-possession,these will insure us the good regards of even a churl. Above all, there is a certain softness of manner which should be cultivated, and which, in either man or woman, adds a charm that almost entirely compensates for lack of beauty. The voice may be modulated so to intonate, that it will speak directly to the heart, and from that elicit an answer; and politeness may be made essential to our nature. Neither is time thrown away in attending to such things, insignificant as they may seem to those who engage in weightier matters. CCXIV.-COURAGE. COURAGE!-Nothing can withstand Courage! Nothing e'er withstood K. N. E.-41. And his maiden's, dear and true, Courage!-Who will be a slave, -Barry Cornwall. CCXV.-WHAT TIME IS IT? WHAT time is it? Time to do well; Time to live better; Give up that grudge; Answer that letter; Speak that kind word, to sweeten a sorrow; Do that good deed you would leave till to-morrow. In that new situation; Time to build up on A solid foundation. Giving up needlessly, changing and drifting; What time is it? Time to be thrifty; Farmers, take warning- Sow in the morning; Spring rain is coming, zephyrs are blowing; Time to count cost; Lessen expenses; Time to look well To the gates and the fences: Making and mending, as good workers should; What time is it? Time to be earnest, Laying up treasure; Time to be thoughtful, Choosing true pleasure; Loving stern justice-of truth being fond; Doing your best; Knowing in whatever country or clime, CCXVI.-THE OLD MAN IN THE STYLISH CHURCH. WELL, wife, I've been to church to-day-been to a stylish oneAnd, seein' you can't go from home, I'll tell you what was done; You would have been surprised to see what I saw there to-day; The sisters were fixed up so fine they hardly bowed to pray. I had on these coarse clothes of mine-not much the worse for wear But, then, they knew I wasn't one they call a millionaire; So they led the old man to a seat away back by the door; 'T was bookless and uncushioned, a reserved seat for the poor. Pretty soon in came a stranger with gold rings and clothing fine; They led him to a cushioned seat far in advance of mine; |