filled high as possible, share we with one another. This, with shot and bayonets, will be good in your insides and in my inside-in the insides of all of us brethren. 6. Oh, how good it is-oh, how pleasant it is, for brethren to engage in internecine strife! What a glorious spectacle we Christian Anglo-Saxons, engaged in the work of mutual destruction-in the reciprocation of savage outrages-shall present to the despots and the fiends! 7. How many dollars will you spend? How many pounds sterling shall we? How much capital we shall sink on either side-on land as well as in the sea! How much we shall have to show for it in corpses and wooden legs !-never ask what other return we may expect for the investment. 8. So, then, American kinsmen, let us fight; let us murder and ruin each other. Let demagogues come hot from their conclave of evil spirits, "cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war," and do you be mad enough to be those mad dogs, and permit yourselves to be hounded upon us by them. PUNCH 89. THE WONDERFUL "ONE-HOSS SHAY." A LOGICAL POEM. [This witty and humorous poem is illustrative of New England character. The words italicised are spelt in such a way as to indicate certain peculiarities of pronunciation sometimes heard among the uneducated in New England.] [AVE you heard of the wonderful one-hoss shay, HA That was built in such a logical way It ran a hundred years to a day, And then, of a sudden, it-Ah, but stay, Frightening people out of their wits- 2. Seventeen Hundred and Fifty-five, It was on the terrible Earthquake-day 3. Now, in building of chaises, I tell you what, 4. But the Deacon swore-(as Deacons do, With an "I dew vum" or an "I tell yeou")— It should be so built that it couldn' break daown: Is only jest T' make that place uz strong uz tne rest.” 5. So the Deacon inquired of the village folk The crossbars were ash, from the straightest trees; And the wedges flew from between their lips, 1. Do! I tell you, I rather guess She was a wonder, and nothing less! 8. Eighteen Hundred-it came, and found And then came Fifty-and Fifty-five. 9. Little of all we value here Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year, Without both feeling and looking queer. In fact, there's nothing that keeps its youth, Take it. You're welcome. No extra charge.) 10. First of November-the Earthquake-day; But nothing local, as one may say. That there was n't a chance for one to start. 11. First of November, 'Fifty-five! 12. The parson was working his Sunday text,- At what the-Moses-was coming next. Then something decidedly like a spillAnd the parson was sitting upon a rock, At half-past nine by the meet'n'-house clock- 13. What do you think the parson found, When he got up and stared around? HOLMES 100. LAST DAYS OF PETER STUYVESANT. IN process of time, the old Governor, like all other children of mortality, began to exhibit tokens of decay. Like an aged oak, which, though it has long braved the fury of the elements, and still retains its gigantic proportions, yet begins to shake and groan with every blast-so was it with the gallant Peter; for though he still bore the port and semblance of what he was in the days of his hardihood and chivalry, yet did age and infirmity begin to sap the vigor of his frame-but his heart, that most unconquerable citadel, still triumphed unsubdued. 2. With matchless avidity would he listen to every article of intelligence concerning the battles between the English and Dutch still would his pulse beat high whenever he heard of the victories of De Ruyter-and his countenance lower, and his eyebrows knit, when fortune turned in favor of the English. At length, as on a certain day he had just smoked his fifth pipe, and was napping after dinner in his arm-chair, conquer ing the whole British nation in his dreams, he was suddenly aroused by a fearful ringing of bells, rattling of drums, and roaring of cannon, that put all his blood in a ferment. |