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have appeared in the Conftitution. In fuch cafes it will remove that febrile difpofition, and hectic heat, commonly called Gallimania; and, by a few dofes, the patient finds himself perfectly free from all complaints of weakness or indigeftion, except that he may poffibly be troubled occafionally with acidities at the ftomach, which however feldom happens, except when he indulges in high seasoned French dishes. Its deobftruent qualities are admitted on all hands; and it is faid to reconcile the palate to the groffest and most naufeous food, and to krengthen the tone of the ftomach in fuch a manner, that nothing can be too hard for digeftion.

The Proprietor begs leave to affure the Public, that there is no Mercury in the compofition; although it is apt to promote very copious difcharge of faliva. He trufts that it is unneceffary to enlarge any farther upon its particular ufes; but he cannot refift the prefent opportunity of making known its fingular efficacy in nervous cafes, as will appear by the teftimonies fubjoined; and affures the Public, that the ingredients are of fo fimple a nature, that it has been administered with perfect fafety and fuccefs to children.

To the PROPRIETOR of PITT'S SPECIFIC.

SIR,

"HAVING received great benefit from the ufe of your incomparable Specific, in a disorder with which I was moft grievoufly afflicted, I think it a duty, as well to the public as to yourfelf, to bear my teftimony to its merits. I have fuffered much from a cutaneous eruption, which I attribute partly to the company I have lately been accustomed to keep, and partly to a poverty of blood, as is frequently the cafe with gentlemen of my country. The palms of my hands itched to fuch a degree, that I was compelled to try every medicine that

* "Caffius, you are much condemned to have an itching palm." Shakespeare's Julius Cæfar.

promised

promifed fuccefs; but without effect. At laft, I had recourse to your inimitable Specific, which has completely cured me, and which I have endeavoured to circulate as far as I was able amongst my friends, feveral of whom have been afflicted with the like difeafe. You are therefore authorized to publifh this teftimony, which I freely and readily give to a difcovery that promifes to be of fuch general ufe.

(T. S.)

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To the PROPRIETOR of PITT'S SPECIFIC.

SIR,

"I HAD for fome time laboured under a flow, nervous fever, for which I could only account by suppofing it the effect of a fudden alarm which feized me last year, and which left my nerves in fo fhattered and irritable a ftate, that I was advifed by my phyfician to take a voyage to the South of France; where, by the help of your incomparable Specific-notwithstanding I did not derive the advantage from the change of climate which I was encouraged to expectI have again recovered my ftrength and spirits.

G-LB-T E-LL-T."

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To the PROPRIETOR of PITT'S SPECIFIC.

SIR,

"I THINK it my duty to acquaint you, that I have received great benefit from the ufe of your Specific, having been moft severely attacked by a late epidemical diforder, called the Yellow Fever; of which, by the help of your invaluable medicine, am now perfectly recovered. My diforder arole from a coldness of the ftomach; to remove which I was obliged to call for cordials fo frequently, that my friends thought it unfafe to fupply me any longer; and recommended to me the use of your medicine. I am now-I thank God and your Specific !-restored to fuch a state of health and spirits as I had no reafon to expect, and which I

never fhould have attained, but for the ufe of your Specific. I am, Sir, your humble Servant,

ANSTR

To the PROPRIETOR of PITT'S SPECIFIC. << SIR,

-ER.*"

"I HAVE for fome time been afflicted with a depreffion of fpirits, which my physician treated as hypochondriacal. However, by the help of your Specific, which I always wear at my breaft, and mean foon to take inwardly, I feel myself quite ftout again; and truft I shall foon be able to return you my thanks in perfon for the benefit I have received from your very powerful medicine.

"CARLE."

To the PROPRIETOR of PITT'S SPECIFIC.

SIR,

"I WAS for fome years fuppofed by my phyficians to be in a decline; and by their advice I took feveral voyages, thinking that a change of climate would do me good; which, indeed, were of fome service to me: but I found, that though I could bear the extremes of heat and cold equally well for a while, I could not enjoy my health in either for any length of time. I therefore had recourfe to your Specific; and can now fay, that I enjoy my health fo well in my present fituation, that I do not mean to quit it-fo long as I can have a regular fupply of your medicine.

"I am, Sir, yours

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LESSON FOR YOUNG BARRISTERS.

HOW TO EXAMINE A WITNESS.

Dramatis Perfonæ.

THE BARRISTER-THE WITNESS.

B.CW. Here-(is fworn.)

ALL John Tomkins.

B. Look this way-What's your name?
W. John Tomkins.

B. John Tomkins, eh! And pray, John Tomkins, what do you know about this affair?

W. As I was going along Cheapfide

B. Stop, ftop! not quite fo faft, John Tomkins. When was you going along Cheapfide?

W. On Monday, the 26th of June.

B. Oh, oh! Monday, the 26th of June-And pray, now, how came you to know that it was Monday the 26th of June?

W. I remember it very well.

B. You have a good memory, John Tomkins-here is the middle of November, and you pretend to remember your walking along Cheapfide in the end of June. W. Yes, Sir, I remember it as if it was but yesterday. B. And pray, now, what makes you remember it fo very well?

W. I was then going to fetch a midwife

B. Stop there, if you pleafe. Gentlemen of the jury, please to attend to this.-So, John Tomkins, you, a hale, hearty man, were going to fetch a midwife. Now, answer me directly-look this way, Sir-what could you poffibly want with a midwife?

W. I wanted to fetch her to a neighbour's wife, who was ill a-bed.

B. A neighbour's wife! What, then, you have no wife of your own?

W. No, Sir.

B. Recollect yourself; you fay you have no wife of your own.

W. No, Sir; I never had a wife.

B. None

B. None of your quibbles, friend; I did not ask you if you ever had a wife. I afk you if you have now a wife? and you fay no.

W. Yes, Sir; and I fay truth.

B. Yes, Sir! and no, Sir! and you fay truth! we fhall foon find that out.

fetch a midwife but you?

And was there nobody to

W. No; my neighbour lay ill himself

B. What! did he want a midwife too? (a loud laugh.) W. He lay ill of a fever; and fo I went, to ferve him. B. No doubt, you are a very serviceable fellow in your way. But pray, now, after you had fetched the midwife, where did you go?

W. I went to call upon a friend—

B. Hold! What time in the day was this?
W. About feven o'clock in the evening.
B. It was quite day-light, was it not?

W. Yes, Sir; it was a fine fummer-evening.

W. What is it always day-light in a fummerevening.

W. I believe fo-(fmiling).

B. No laughing, Sir, if you please; this is too ferious a matter for levity.-What did you do when you went to call upon a friend?

W. He asked me to take a walk; and, when we were walking, we heard a great noise—

B. And where was this?

W. In the ftreet.

B. Pray attend, Sir-I don't ask you, whether it was in the street-I ask you what street?

W. I don't know the name of the street; but it turns down from

B. Now, Sir, upon your oath-do you fay you don't know the name of the ftreet?

W. No, I don't.

B. Did you never hear it?

W. I may have heard it; but I can't say I remember it. B. Do you always forget what you have heard?

W. I don't

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