Or reckin on a new-year morning In cog or bicker, An' just a wee drap sp'ritual burn in, An' gusty sucker! When Vulcan gies his bellows breath, 1' th' lugget caup! Nae mercy, then, for airn or steel; The strong forehammer, Till block an' studdie ring an' reel Wi' dinsome clamour, When skirlin weanies see the light, Wae worth the name! Nae howdie gets a social night, Or plack frae them When neebors anger at a plea, Cement the quarrel! It's aye the cheapest lawyer's fee, To taste the barrel. Alake! that e'er my Muse has reason Wi' liquors nice, An' hardly, in a winter's season, E'er spier her price, Wae worth that brandy, burning trash! • Burnewin-burn-the-wind-the blacksmith. Twins monie a poor, doylt, drunken hash, O' half his days; An' sends, beside, auld Scotland's cash To her warst faes. Ye Scots, wha wish auld Scotland well; It sets you ill, Wi' bitter, dearthfu' wines to mell, Or foreign gill. May gravels round his blather wrench, O' sour disdain, Out owre a glass o' whisky punch Wi' honest men. O Whisky! soul o' plays an' pranks! Thou comes- -they rattle i' their ranks Are my poor verses! At ither's a-s! Thee, Ferintosh! O sadly lost! May kill us a'; For loyal Forbes's charter'd boast 3 Is ta'en awa! Thae curst horse-leeches o' th' Excise, There, seize the blinkers! An' bake them up in brunstane pies For poor d-n'd drinkers. Fortune! if thou'll but gie me still Tak a' the rest, An' deal't about as thy blind skill Directs thee best. Dearest of distillation! last and best! How art thou lost! Parody on Millon YE Scotish Lords, ye nights an' Squires An' doucely manage our affairs In parliament, To you a simple poet's pray'rs Are humbly sent. Alas! my roupet Muse is hearse! Your honours' heart wi' grief 'twad pierce, To see her sittin on her a— Low i' the dust, An' scriechin out prosaic verse, An' like to burst! Tell them wha hae the chief direction, An' rouse them up to strong conviction, Stand forth, an' tell yon Premier-youth, The honest, open, naked truth : Tell him o' mine and Scotland's drouth, The muckle devil blaw ye south, His servants humble : If ye dissemble! This was written before the act anent the Scotch Distilleries of session 1786. Does ony great man glunch an' gloom ? Wi' them wha grant 'em : If honestly they canna come, Far better want 'em. In gath'rin votes you were na ṣlack; But raise your arm, an' tell your crack Paint Scotland greeting owre her thrissle; Seizin a stell, Triumphant crushin't like a mussel Or lampit shell. Then on the tither hand present her, Colleaguing join, Of a' kind coin. Is there, that bears the name o' Scot, Thus dung in staves, An' plunder'd o' their hindmost groat By gallows knaves ? Alas! I'm but a nameless wight, Trode i' the mire out o' sight! But could I like Montgomeries fight, Or gab like Boswell; There's some sark-necks 1 wad draw tight, An' tie some hose well. God bless your honours, can ye see't, An' no get warmly to your feet, An' gar them hear it, An' tell them wi' a patriot heat, Ye winna bear it! Some o' you nicely ken the laws, To mak harangues; Then echo thro' Saint Stephen's wa's Auld Scotland's wrangs. Dempster, a true blue Scot I'se warran; The Laird o' Graham; + Erskine, a spunkie Norland billie; An' monie ithers, Whom auld Demosthenes or Tully Might own for brithers, Thee, sodga Hugh, my watchman stented, I ken if that your sword were wanted, Ye'd lend your hand, But when there's ought to say anent it, Ye're at a stand. Arouse, my boys! exert your mettle, This while she's been in crankous mood, + Sir Adam Ferguson. The Duke of Montrose. Earl of Eglingtoup, then Colonel Montgomery, and represen, tative for Ayrshire. |